Don't mind me just searching the internet for what cum tastes like and if it's good for you

It apparently is????????

"A daily dose of semen could potentially be a replacement for your multi-vitamin and mineral supplements." - Some bitch

w h a t

Well I guess I know what the next smut I'm gonna write is gonna be about

I can just imagine, "Your cum is good for me dd~"

I didn't want to type the word daddy lmao

Am I sad that this is my life now?

Well, I mean, it's been my life since-- what-- 2015? Yeah, 2015!

So that says something XD