Ram: Hey, Kurt! You're a bottom,

Kurt: ..I'm glad you noticed?

Ram: I have a question

Kurt: Um, okay, what?

Ram: Do bottoms have vages?

Kurt: Wh.. What do you think!?

Ram: Idk that's why I'm asking you

Kurt: OF COURSE I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING VAGINA! I HAVE A DICK JUST LIKE YOU

Ram: Yeah, but.. you don't use it-- and it's sma--

Kurt: IT'S AVERAGE!

Ram: Whatever makes you happy babe