Okay so like I just woke up from a dream

And it was fuckin awesome

So like it was a weird kinda outside con, and Lin-manuel Miranda was there (and so were others, but that's another part of the dream)

And I got to chat and hang out with him so much like we were basically best friends

And he was super chill and I was super chill (also apparently from looking in a mirror in the dream, I was a tall male with enough muscles to kick ass (fUCKIN GOALS))

And like after the first chat with Lin, I went outside and guess who was out there

Thayne Jasperson and Ed Sheeran! (Lilly Singh was there too)

(Quick sidenote, I know for a fact that Ed Sheeran was in my dream because during CONjuration I said that all ginger guys look like Ed Sheeran and kept pointing and saying, "That guy looks like Ed Sheeran!" And me and my ma have kept saying such, and I plan to point at Niall when he walks on the stage for the concert tonight, "He looks like Ed Sheeran!" Aaaaand because shit I am totally diggin some Ed Sheeran and Niall rn fam)

So like I went to meet them and they were super sweet and just smol beans compared to me (diditurnintoherc.png)

And like we all talked for a while and me and Sheeran really hit it off

So like I wanted to go back and chat with Lin more so I told them that I'll be back and I was like "Can I hug y'all?"

And Sheeran was like "Yeah!" And I hugged him and went to hug Thayne and he was like "Um"

He was super shy for some reason and I loved him he was the bab of the group

I hugged him anyways bc Thayne × shy bab = hUGGABLE BEAN

So after that I went to talk to Lin again and for some reason everyone at that CON were super respectful and no one crowded around Lin & me

Then I went to hang with my bois again and Sheeran and I got like a super touchy-feely friendship for some reason and kind of to the point of a relationship (thank you dream for making me a tall male so I can be top) and like I was touchy-feely with Thayne too but he was such a bean he just kinda froze

Then after continuing that pattern a bit, me and Sheeran had become like overly best friends and best friends with Thayne too but less extreme bc bEAN (I never thought there would be a shy bean from Utah even if it was a dream)

And like there was this contest of some sort that I don't remember but it was cool af and I became like the leader of the group and protector of the bean(s)

And then when that day of CON was over me, Thayne, and Sheeran all hung out playing games

Then for some reason someone tried to kidnap shy bab and Sheeran and I were like

And then they also tried to take Sheeran and I was like

So I kicked some ass and I was thus dubbed ultimate leader and protector of the beans

THE END

I love shy bab!Thayne

Tis a weird, as I still think of Sam as a fuckin nerdy douche with a lot to say lol