JD: Are you tired of destructive dads????¿

Destructivedad.gov. (JD's dad): *blows shit up*

JD: Well I have the peeerfect solution!!

JD: Hi, my name is Jason Dean-- JD for short-- and this time, I'll be showing you two easy steps to deal with your dad!

JD: First, fire a gun in the house. If you're like me, your dad will s--

Destructivedad.gov: I sAID NO GUNS IN THE HOUSE!!!

JD: ...Right.. Anyways, this next step will solve all your problems!!!

JD: Now you just take the gun and BAM! *shoots dad*

JD: No more dad, no more problems! Now, after this break I'll show you how to get rid of your annoying high school peers!!