Ok so I know that Burr is definitely like 1ft or shorter as a fennec and I know that Laf is like... 1'3 or 4 as as catfox? Maybe more or less. The point is Laf is like 20000000000 times smaller than his boyfriend.

But I wanted to figure out what their human height would be,,,

So I looked up how tall guitars are excluding the neck I think and went to look at mine.

They're about 40 inches, which is 1.25 feet, so.. (actually that was complete bullshit)

Hmm

Yea no Burr is still like 1 to 2 feet tall (at most three)

And Laf would be like, a few inches shorter than the neck maybe

Hold on lemme see

Okay so I just measured my guitar and it's 3'4

Mk so Laf would be 2'11

And Burr would be.. hold on

Yeah no he'd be 1'8 or 1'9

Good lord they're short

Oh and as an extra thing I thought about how tall George would be and I got that

He'd be about 3'0 and Sam would be like 6'1

Bajeebus they're all either super tall or super short

Well while I'm here I'll do the others' height

Hmm

Thomas would be like 6'0

Madison is #stayingtruetohisOGheight by being 5'4

Alex is 5'11

Laur is 5'4 & 1/2

WashingMachine is 6'2/3

And

Herc is like 6'6/7

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I just..

Poor Laf!

Fucking must hurt like a mofo for Laf

Owch!

Now to think about it, it would super hurt for all of the bottoms. Yowch.

Do I have some sorta weirdass turnon for size difference????

Yes.

Lol yea probs