This had to be said.

I'm sorry TheLegalisedHuman but it had to be said.

You know I love you and All, But...

I AM AVERAGE HEIGHT!

I AM NOT SHORT!

PEOPLE ARE JUST TALLER THAN MEH!

TAKE MY 11 (NEARLY 12) YEAR-OLD SISTER FOR EXAMPLE!

ONE OF THE OLDEST, YET INE OF THE SMALLEST IN HER YEAR!

STANDING AT, PROBABLY, 4'2 OR SOMETHING!

YEAH, SURE, I MAY LOOK HALF THE HEIGHT OF MR DAVIES

BUT THAT'S FINE BECAUSE HE'S A WHAT? 20-30 YEAR OLD MAN?