hi this is chrona and with every passing chapter this book gets closer to random instead of art. don't worry all these chapters will probably be defeated close to the end of the year when i hit the 200 chapter limit and start deleting spam.

like most things, the spam wattpad chapter lives with the constant perpetual fear of death over its head, crouching close to it like an unfriendly vulture

when you feel bad about yourself just remember you're not this chapter and you, as a human bean, have value upon this earth, unlike this chapter, which is not on this earth but rather in an immaterial "cloud" that exists only in the connections between computers. if they were to shut off this singular chapter and all the data it contains would pass into nonexistence, like a beam of sun over the ocean in the last minutes before dusk.

on an unrelated note: i'm going to assume you're a human bean if you're reading this. other kinds of beans are not prohibited as i strive for bean equality but it does raise several questions 

anyways spam aside i'm here to tell you about how i plan to change my sinning ways and so i'm doing this cool thing called camp nanowrimo in which i will write hopefully

hopefully!!!

100,000 words, distributed evenly amongst my regular stories and also my not regular stories 

like for instance stuff you guys won't read

but maybe also deja vu

i'm still 167 followers away but i plan to start working on it... anyways... it will just be posted at 1.5k and maybe there will even be a nice queue of chapters. regardless it will be a good time for the whole family, except not the whole family, don't bring your kids because it's going to be darker than the bags around my eyes and also probably don't bring your parents because uh...

i'm guessing there just won't be many parents. if you are a parent hi mom and/or dad i promise i'm not a bad influence on your kids i'm just a tired person who writes things

as you can tell by how much i'm rambling and how many metaphors i've made i'm not feeling very well. at first it was in the edgy way but now it's just in the "oh god shut up and go to sleep" way and also there is. a regatta tomorrow. that's a boat thing where you regotta race other boats and you don't regetta much sleep.

point being i'll update... multiple times... tomorrow. 

cool beans (tips beans) bye nerds