"T O R I E L  A N D  H U M A N
D O N T Y O U K N O W H O W T O G R E E T A N E W P A L?!?"

Toriel and Frisk was creeped out. Then confused. 'New pal?'

"T U R N A R O U N D A N D S H A K E M Y H A N D S!"

They turned around to see a shadowy figure. The figure put their hands out. They both took a hand and figured unshadowed their self. A fart noise came out and everyone laughed. A small skeleton was there wearing a blue hoodie and sweatpants with slippers.

"Heh. Old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It's always funny. Heya. Names Sans. Sans the Skeleton! So You're the ex queen and a human right. Hilarious."

What did her find hilarious about them being human and ex-queen?

"Anyways. I'm on the watch for humans right now but, you know. I don't care for capturing anybody."

That was good to hear for both of them. Toriel then asked. "Are you the man--" "behind the door yes. Wait! My brother's coming and he's a human hunting fanatic! He ain't that harmful though. If Toriel never took the title of kindness it would be my bro. I got a get idea. Go through this gate thingy. Literally go right through. Nothings stopping you." They both walked on through. "Why don't you hid behind that oddly shaped lamp. It might be a bad time if he knows I'm slacking off." Toriel and Frisk hid behind the lamp. They could barely see another skeleton coming. Toriel then thought it seemed like Pa.

"Sup bro." "YOU KNOW WHATS SUP BROTHER! ITS BEEN 8 DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVENT RECALIBRATED YOUR PUZZLES!! YOU JUST KEEP GETTING LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERYDAY!" "Hey. clam down bro. I got a ton of work done today. A skele-ton." "STOP IT WITH YOUR STUPID PUNS!! IM GONNA ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES!! AS FOR YOUR WORK PUT A LITTLE MORE BACKBONE INTO IT!! NYEH HE HE HE!!" Papyrus left and came back with "HEH!" And left again.

Toriel held back a laugh since the first pun. "You two can come out now." Frisk and Toriel came out of hiding with laugher. "My brother can't harm anyone. Not even a serial killer who killed the world. He's been down lately though. Maybe you 2 can cheer him up." "Sans. Do you know Dr.G, PA and Dr.Comic by any chance?" Toriel asked after the laughter died down. "Yeah. I'm actually adopted by Dr.G as a brother of Dr.Comic and a caretaker for Pa. Did you know Pa stood for Papyrus? Dr.G died and Dr.Comic disappeared. I took full care of Paps since. Why you ask?" Toriel was surprised. Pa-- She means Papyrus' Adopted brother. Papyrus has a Trait. Perseverance. Kindness. Patience found. "Well. I'll be up ahead. See ya Tor and Frisk."

They seen him go the wrong way. He said he will so they believed him. They walked a while farther and seen a save point and a box. Toriel read a sign next to it.
' THIS IS A BOX!! YOU CAN PUT ITEMS IN THERE AND IT WILL APPEAR ONLY TO YOU LATER!! ITS NEAT!! WE SHOULD ALL USE BOXS FOR OUR ITEMS!!
~from a box lover'

Wow. Boxes have fans? Toriel put about 30000 pies in it. Frisk didn't put anything.

They soon got to the skelebros again. "About Undyne. I made this for her. Do you ship us San-" Papyrus noticed the duo.

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