Your first word:

You sat on the bed while your dad was trying to get his suit on. He turned to you with open arms and asked how he looks. You clap hands saying,

'Red! Red!'

You point at all the red parts on his suit. He pouted and picked you up. He mumbled he wanted your first word to be his name. You just felt too proud to care what he said. Hug his neck making him laugh and stroke your back.

You walk:

You took a big liking to red. Your eyes were wondering around the room when you saw your dad's suit. You slide off the sofa, falling on your butt. Rubbed it before waddling to the suit since crawling takes to long. Little did you know; Wade was at the door watching with a proud smile. You couldn't reach the suit so he picked you up, scaring you. He let you play with the suit.

You get babysitted:

You like the Spiderman comics so when your father brought home Peter, you wanted him to be your brother. So Peter babysits you when Wade goes out doing whatever he does.

When your sick:

You got sick and now Wade is panicking. He asked if you want pancakes. You shake head. He asked what he needs to do. He ran around, throwing all the books in the shelf off it. He was probally searching a book for sick people. You just stared at his stupidity. Even you know, you need medicine.

You wear his shirt:

Your shirts were too small so now didn't have clothes. Wade said you can't go naked to the store. You just played with your bath toys while he was searching clothes. He got enough and stormed to his room. He came back and dried you. He put you in one of his red shirts, making you happy.

He does your make-up:

He didn't get permission, or did you wear make-up. You were in a deep sleep so he began doing some make up on your face. When you woke up, you look in the mirror. Saw Wade had painted your face as the Deadpool logo. You yell your father's name angry making him laugh. You wash it off quickly because Peter was at home and you don't wanna embarrass yourself.

You cry because of school stress:

He was mid way of baking pancakes when he heard your cries. He quickly ran up and stormed through your door making you scream. He asked why your crying. You just said school. So he said he will let you change schools. You were still focused on your broken door. So somehow now were making 372 844 pancakes. Took you two days to finish them.

You wear his suit:

You were bored so got into his suit. You did arms up. Wade just laughed and went backwards so you waddle forward but trip on the long suit. Cry so Wade cursed. He quickly picked you up and said there still some pancakes. You shook head feeling if you eat one more pancake you might puke.

You get suspended:

You got angry at some kid who said Deadpool and Spiderman are idiots. You punched the kid in the school pool. Got suspended for a week. Wade wasn't angry, he was even proud. He was proud you can fight and you don't think of him as a idiot.

He has a nightmare:

You were bored so ate from the left over pancakes. Your father sleeping in sofa since he came back from a fight. You heard him call your name. You ask if the light's too bright. You dimmed it down. Wanted to go up stairs but he called your name again. This time went to him. He wasn't wake so it was weird. He kept saying stuff. He said not to go so you sit down and took his hand. Kiss his cheek before doing head on the sofa. Fell asleep like that. When Wade woke up, he was confused to why you laying on the ground holding his hand.

He embarrasses you:

Everything he does embarrasses you. You can't bring him to your friends because you know he will embarrass you so in public, like to avoid him.

You get bullied:

You don't get bullied because everyone knows who your father is and you can also kick ass. Half the school saw it when you punched that kid in the pool.

You two play Hide And Seek:

You hided in your father's closet. He didn't even close his eyes, he watched you hide so he just sat aside the closet. He ate some chocolate bar and fake asked where you are. You tried not to giggle but failed. He slammed the closet open and said 'Boo!'. You screamed before laughing. Told him to hide now.

He drives you to work:

He can't drive so he gave you money for a Taxi. You didn't care, that way he can't embarrass you. Sometimes he comes along for fun. He would keep ranting on about how proud he is of you. You slowly ask why he keeps talking to the driver and not you. He shrugged saying the driver doesn't give sarcastic answers back.

What he teached you:

How to fight and be sarcastic. He thinks you need to learn how to fight and be sarcastic at the same time.

You fall:

You were both playing tag. You trip over some fluffy thing so look. Saw a cat. ask since when you two had a cat. You pet it. Wade said he saw it in a alley. You quickly untouch it. Ask what if it has allergies. Wade shrugged saying it doesn't. But a week later the cat died.

Father day:

You were a toddler so a drawing should be special. You gave it. He raised his eyebrow and asked why you drew a llama. You just cry and kick his leg before running off. He yelled not to kick your dad's leg. So Peter came by. He stared at the drawing before saying it's Wade and you. Wade cursed and went to you. He apologized for being so rude. You just hug him and said you forgive since it's father's day.

You're tired:

You were on his stomach as he was sleeping. You held the pancake in hand. Chewed it before seeing some boring TV show. So boring! You found your dad comfy to sleep on so lay down and went to sleep. Felt his arm go around you and he turned so now you squished betweent he sofa and him.

What you two argue about:

Pancakes... You two argue about who gets to cook them, how many, what flavor, how big, etc...

He takes you to the beach:

You held your donut floatie. Wade asked if he should carry it but you shake head thile tripping. He quickly catched you and said he will. So soon both in the water. You layed on the donut floatie while he just layed on his back, being his own floatie.

You get a Elf On The Shelf/You get scared:

Wade loves to prank you so he placed it in the pancake box. You went down after doing homework. You open fridge. Took the box with left over pancakes. Wade watching from behind the counter. You open the box and scream. Dropped the box before crying. Wade was on ground, dying of laughter. You ran up stairs feeling embarrassed.

You get kidnapped/rescued:

You were sleeping. Felt like someone picked you up so open eyes expecting Wade but there was some weird homeless man. You stare before kicking the man with your foot. Landed on ground making you cry. Wade ran and punched th eman before he thiled you. He kissed your cheek. He said you are so brave. So both went home. He baked even more pancakes for you.

You've a boyfriend:

You got a body but it wasn't for long because Wade pushed a sword down the boy's throat for kissing another girl. So you gave yourself a mental note of always keeping it a secret that you have a boyfriend.