[Tony]
Steve.

[Steve]
Tony.

[Tony]
Steeeeeeeve.

[Steve]
Tony.

[Tony]
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE.

[Steve]
...

Tony.

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[Tony]
You can't ignore this.

[Steve]
You bet I can.

I will.

You can't have him.

[Tony]
Steve. He's dangerous.

[Steve]
Since when did you listen to the Government?!?! Or Politics?!?!

[Tony]
Since when did you not?

[Steve]
Since they threatened to hurt Bucky.

THEY CANT HAVE HIM!

WE'RE THROUGH TONY! THROUGH I SAY! I CANT BELIEVE YOURE ASKING ME TO JUST...to just give him up...he's all I have left.

[Tony]
You have us...

[Steve]
...

[Nat]
Woah...easy there Cap. We're all friends.

[Sam]
Shut your pie hole ginger!

[Rhodey]
*silent screaming*

[Steve]
You're not my friend if you're asking for me to give up another!

[Tony]
*heart shatters*

[Bucky]
*sniffles* Cmon guys...

[Nat]
This is your fault! You have to pay the price!!!

[Bucky]
*-*

[Clint]
*little scream* Count me out!

[Wanda]
I'm with Cap!

[Bruce]
Fuck this. I'm in the Bahamas and NOT LEAVING.

[Vision]
I shall watch from the sidelines and watch you both fight it out and break millions of fans hearts much rather than intervene and slap you both and say, 'Cut the shit out. Let's all fight to keep Bucky and show the Government how sexy and awesome he is'

[Thor]
Peace brothers. I'm off to Asgard to save it from some random ass mystery that came up when Ultron all jacked us up.

[Nick Fury]
You mfs better keep alive. *rings the bell*

[Tony]
I'm sorry Steve...

[Rhodey]
*gulps*

[Steve]
If you really were...you would be fighting to keep him alive!

[Sam]
This isn't right.

[Nat]
Nothing is...but it's the way it must be.

[Wanda]
This means war!

[Peter Parker]
Holy shitfire! For real?!!?

[Wade Wilson]
*dramatically puts on shades* For reeeeaaalz bro. For realz

---CIVIL WAR---

Are YOU Ready?