Wanda/Bruce

[Wanda]
Did you give Pietro candy!!!!??!?!?!

[Bruce]
Uh yeah

[Wanda]
You know what he does when you give him candy!!?!?!

[Bruce]
Nope.

And frankly I don't care...as long as he doesn't bother me

[Wanda]
Well...let's just say its a sugar rush that lasts a WEEK!!! And when he crashes he doesn't even wake up till like three days later!

[Bruce]
*Morgan Freeman voice* And on the third day he rose...

[Wanda]
Its not funny!!!

Last time he had this much sugar I found him on the plains of Africa passed out on the top of a rhino!!!

He didn't even have clothes!!! He almost ran himself bald!!!

[Bruce]
Haha you should get him a leash...and a tracking device...and a shock collar...just for precautions

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