[Tony]
Nat. I need a favor...

[Nat]
Whats up Tony

[Tony]
I need you to eliminate Wades constant yammering before I throw myself out the window

Please.

[Nat]
So...kill him basically.

Sew his mouth shut?

[Tony]
Yes! If you could...pleeeeeeeaaaaaase

[Nat]
Well I've already tried...

Actually BEEN trying and nothing works.

Except cutting his tongue out but then he just starts spitting everywhere

[Tony]
D,:

Why did I ever agree to him living here!?!

[Nat]
You didn't really have a choice...

Nick Fury believes it would keep Wade occupied and out of trouble until his next movie

[Tony]
He has a movie?

[Nat]
Idk...that's what Wade keeps saying

He's crazy

He says we all have movies

[Tony]
He's senile

ARHG HES SINGING AGAIN!!!

STUPID WHAM!

[Wade]
Hey fam

:D

[Tony]
Dear LAWD.

Nat.

You'll find me outside your window screaming in approximately 5 secs

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