[Tony]
Whats wrong with Maria

She just dumped her coffee on me

And it was a Starbucks coffee!

[Steve]
I think she might be upset

I don't know why though

[Tony]
Dude wut did u doooo!

How long ago was it when you spoke to her

[Steve]
31 seconds ago

She was supposed to meet me in kitchen #5 in 43 seconds

[Tony]
Send me your guys convo

[Steve]
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[Tony]
Your dead

[Steve]
WHAT WHYYY

WHAT DID I DOOO

[Tony]
Stop freakin man just chiiiiill

Quick lesson about women through texts...
Okay: on good terms
OK: neutral
K: your dead

[Steve]
OH NOOOOOOOO

IM A HORRIBLE MAN

[Tony]
No dude, she's only mad cuz you totally led her on into believing that you were going to admit your feelings for her

[Steve]
PSH

Shes just mad because I didn't offer her cake

[Tony]
...you have much to learn young grasshopper

Meet me in my penthouse in a bit, youre going to Trying to Understand Women 101

[Steve]
I'll meet you at 0900 hours