[TheOnlyBaldBlackPirateEver]
Tony what the hell is this?!

[Tony]
Uh your username duuuh

[TheOnlyBaldBlackPirateEver]
Don't sass me mf!!!

Now who the hell thought it was okay to put flour on my ass and slap it?!?

[Pietro]
It was me!

[TheOnlyBaldBlackPirateEver]
Ha. Ha. Nice try smart ass but I know for a fact it wasn't you you little...

This was the work of an ORIGINAL avenger...

Was it you Stark!?

[Tony]
I wish...

But no.

[TheOnlyBaldBlackPirateEver]
Natasha

[Nat]
Nope.

[TheOnlyBaldBlackPirateEver]
Cap???

[Steve]
Negative sir.

[TheOnlyBaldBlackPirateEver]
Contain your laughter Rogers...mf

Clint...

IT WAS YOOOOU!!!

[Clint]
No...if they had waited a day or two it would've but...no. :'(

[TheOnlyBaldBlackPirateEver]
THOR

[Thor]
I DO NOT UNDERSTAMD THIS FOOLERY.

[TheOnlyBaldBlackPirateEver]
LOKI...

[Bruce]
Um sir you skipped me

[TheOnlyBaldBlackPirateEver]
Shut up greeney I know for a FACT that it sure as HELL wasn't you.

[Bruce]
...okay

[TheOnlyBaldBlackPirateEver]
You better keep BOTH eyes open you mfs...

[Tony]
Lol