[Nat]
Heeeeeeyy

[Steve]
Um...hello?

[Nat]
What's going on Stevey

Life good?

[Steve]
Um yeah sure...I guess?

Did I forget to pick you something up at the store or something?

Don't be mad if I did. I'm still at the store and can get it

[Nat]
Um no

Wait yeah pick me up that new movie Jurassic World will ya?

That Owen guy is pretty smokin

[Steve]
Yeah sure no problem

...bye

[Nat]
Not yet Steve I'm not done with you just yet

[Steve]
Well can you hurry I have places to be...

I'm already late

[Nat]
Ooh sassy what u late for Mr America???

[Steve]
Nothing

[Nat]
Tell me.

[Steve]
Your not my mom nat

In fact you can't even be a mom so get outta ma business and mind your own for once

[Nat]
Tooooucy daaaaaamn.

Take a chill pill Steve.

Ahaha...chill pill

[Steve]
You're not even funny...

[Nat]
Ooh wait I have another!

[Steve]
You should stop before you hurt yourself..

[Nat]
Damn Steve that's cold! You're body might've thawed but I can't say the same bout your heart

[Steve]
I think I've had enough with cold jokes...

I got better things to do nat then argue

[Nat]
Well don't get your spangled undies in a twist Cap I'm only yanking your chain it takes two to argue

[Steve]
Dammit nat...

...

DO NOOOT SAY LANGUAGE

[Nat]
Well I don't have to you already did that for me

Thx ;)

[Steve]
OH MA...GRRRR I HATE YOU ALL!

[Nat]
...I'm telling the press you hate america

[Steve]
And I'm telling God he made a mistake with you

[Nat]
...

Well congratulations, you just broke an assassin's heart

And I don't even have a heart

[Steve]
...

___

Steve...dude...that was cold...