[Maria]
Sorry Nat but I need to rant

[Nat]
Rant away my dear

[Maria]
Its Steve again

[Nat]
Is he being blind again

[Maria]
YES He's such a woman!

He KNOWS I like him and he's afraid of crossing the line and instead of talking about it he acts like a total girl and turns a cheek to me

[Nat]
Well have you ever considered that... um

[Maria]
What

[Nat]
Maybe he's gay

[Maria]
...

I never thought of it that way but now that you have opened up an entire new perspective I think you might be right

[Nat]
I'm here if you need to an objective to hunt down and kill

I'm pulling up SHIELDS wanted list right now then we can run off and handle our emotions the spy way

Shooting our guns sexily into our enemies bodies as a tear trickles down your check but then you wipe it away along with your feelings for him and do a war cry and next thing you know there is this awesome explosion and we are walking away, our backs turned not even looking back, and RPGs slung over our shoulders

It will be fun, the perfect girls night

[Maria]
Yeah sounds great and well thought through

[Nat]
Thank you

[Maria]
You always knew how to throw a party

Man, I wish he wasn't gay...

[Nat]
I'm sorry you'll get past it eventually

[Maria]
ILL JUST HAVE TO MAKE HIM UNGAY!!!

[Nat]
WHAT?!