[Witch]
Hey Birdman I need a favor

[Birdbrain]
Anything for you sweet cheeks

[Witch]
Cut the sweet talk and let's get down to business

[Birdbrain]
Well okay then witch

[Witch]
...you'll pay for that later

[Birdbrain]
I DIDNT MEAN IT! MERCY MERCY SENOR!

[Witch]
Did you seriously just call me a man?!

[Birdbrain]
...uh...no?

[Witch]
Why was that a question!

[Birdbrain]
I swear I didn't mean it!!! Im begging for mercy! Don't you have any heart at all?

...do you even have a soul?

[Witch]
Youre just digging yourself a deeper grave pretty boy

[Birdbrain]
IM PRETTY!?! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[Witch]
Grrr just shut up and listen

[Birdbrain]
Technically I was never actually speaking soooooooo yeah

[Witch]
Uh! STOP AND READ THEN!

I need you to spy on Steve for me, he skipped out on our hangout for Tony and was really secretive about what they were doing I NEED to know what they are doing

[Birdbrain]
...okay

Why can't you just do it, I'm busy

[Witch]
No. You're not. You are squatting on top of the fridge eating cookie dough ice cream while watching the neighbors TV...

[Birdbrain]
How DARE you invade my meditation!!!

What are YOU doing?

[Witch]
Shooting bullets into our enemies bodies as me and Nat look sexy doing it

You know...the typical girls night

I'm almost done though so text me the Intel once you're done

[Birdbrain]
Okay.................CAW CAW!!!