[Nuck Firy]
Motha fuckas are at it again Hill.

[Miria Hall]
They'll get over it. They're just like a nagging old couple, it's part of their relationship.

And what's up with our names?

[Nuck Firy]
It's bad this time Hill. I think this ones a bit more than 'a nag'...this is a war.

And I don't give two flying fucks with our names. I got more stuff to worry about...

[Taco Tree]
Hahahahah...you really are an angry bald black pirate XD

[Nuckitty Nuck Nuck Firy]
Wtf?!? Who is this mf?

[Taco Tree]
>:D  your worst nightmare!!!

ahaaaaaa ha ha.

[Nuckster the Firious  Pirate]
Stop you giggling mf. I'm going to find you when I do   >this has been reported and is under investigation<  IVE GOT MY EEEEEYEEEE ON YOU!

[Maria Hill]
Damn.

[Taco Tree]
*-*

I'd rather not have anything in my sphincter... ;-;

BUUUUUT I don't mind that one part where I'm thrown off a jet. That's already happened. Last time it happened was week...I think...

ANYWAY... It's me! JESSICA!!!

[Maria Hill]
-_-

Fury. It's Wade.

[Wade (still a taco tree)]
Damn your good.

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SORRY! I've had this in drafts for about 3months now and meant to finish it with Wade talking about his Deadpool movie coming out...

Welp.

Oopsie...

Anyway, I hope you sorta enjoyed it!!! Comment and vote!!!

- Hannah Banana