Happy Birthday

[Tony]
Can I say something now

[Nat]
Sure what is it

[Thor]
Have you seen my Asgaurdian Liquor?

[Clint]
•-•

I know where it is...

>:D

I:T

[Steve]
Clint...

[Sam]
What's happening

[Rhodey]
Tony wants to tell us something...again

[Tony]
Last time I didn't get to tell because of Steve's cat!!!

[Steve]
...I don't like cats.

[Bucky]
Meow!

... ‚(•-•)‚ wait...

:(

[Maria]
Aww there there Buckitty

You're a monster Steve!

[Steve]
What!?!

[Wanda]
I'm so used to Bucky being happy that it breaks my heart to know he is probably crying right now

[Bucky]
A waterfall.

[Nat]
He's probably stress eating too.

[Bucky]
Two tubs of cream empty.

[Maria]
And now becoming a...cat lady.

[Bucky]
Cats are welcome. Bring them all.

[Tony]
Ahem.

[Sam]
Steve...you're awful.

[Steve]
*crying* I DIDNT MEAN TOO!!!

[Bruce]
PULL. *slap* YOURSELF. *slap* TOGETHER. *slap* MAN. *extra slap*

[Pietro]
Steve hates Bucky?

Steve that's harsh.

I like cats

[Bucky]
YUS.

I have a friend :)

[Tony]
Dude I thought we were friends...

[Bucky]
No. You got me in trouble.

[Pietro]
Yay! Bucky is my friend!

[Wanda]
Pietro...you're allergic to cats...

[Bucky]
:(

[Maria]
I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND!

[Nat]
I like cats!

[Bucky]
Now I have two girlfriends!

:D

[Wanda]
What about me?

[Bucky]
Three girlfriends!

:D

[Tony]
...you guys do realize he only means friends that are girls right?

This isn't the Bachelor show...

[Rhodey]
Or more like...the Catchelor show!!!

[Clint]
...

[Thor]
BOO!

OFF THE STAGE!

[Vision]
That wasnt good.

[Rhodey]
Oh come on guys! It was pretty clever.

[Steve]
No.

Just...no.

[Rhodey]
:(

[Tony]
ANYWAY! LISTEN UP NOW!

[Rhodey]
Not even a little funny?

[Nat]
No.

[Steve]
Bucky?

[Bucky]
*hiss*

What.

[Steve]
I don't hate you.

[Bucky]
...

:D

[Tony]
SAVE THIS CRAP FOR ANOTHER DAY AND LISTEN TO ME!

Its my Birthday :)

[Pietro]
?

[Wanda]
...

[Clint]
*cough cough*

[Bruce]
Uh cool bro...um happy b day

[Thor]
HAPPY DAY TO YOU STARK.

[Nat]
Your old, congrats.

[Vision]
Congratulations sir, I wish you a Happy Birthday indeed.

[Tony]
Thanks Jarv-I mean Vision :'(

[Steve]
I KNEW IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY TONY!

[Loki]
Liar.

[Steve]
:(

[Bucky]
Well you have a party set up in kitchen #5

[Tony]
I do!?!?!?

[Maria]
No.

That's actually Bucky's party.

[Tony]
D:

[Bucky]
Thats my party!?! *happy dance*

:D

[Tony]
...okay

Bye.

[Steve]
No Tony!!!

What's wrong?

[Tony]
I want a *cough* paaaaaaarty

[Clint]
You want a cough?

I can hook you up ;)

[Wanda]
Ew.

[Nat]
Clint. That's gross.

[Clint]
I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT!

I have a bag of coughs

[Maria]
Dude your not making any sense.

[Bruce]
What is a bag of coughs?

[Clint]
You know...the little round candies that make your throat feel like honey.

Coughs

[Sam]
...Its cough drops

Not coughs.

[Clint]
Oh.

The world seems much more clear now.

^(★0★)^

[Tony]
HEY! SPOTLIGHT HERE!!!

I want a party!!!

[Steve]
Okay...

[Tony]
Give me gifts!

[Nat]
Um okay.

[Sam]
Yeah sure man, we're coming...

[Bucky]
Has anyone seen red dwarf?

___

I did a ask the Avengers thing a chapter or two ago, I will post the answers once I get at least 10 different ones though. So please take part!!! PARTICIPATE!!!

I've read your guys request, so don't worry I am working on it!

Thanks for all your lovely and amusing comments and thank you very much for the votes!

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