[Clint]
Hey

[Sam]
Yo, what up pigeon

[Clint]
...hawk

Not pigeon

I'm not a pigeon

[Sam]
Whatever

What's up man

[Clint]
The sky XD *slaps knee

[Sam]
...I hate you

[Clint]
*wipes tear* likewise dude

[Sam]
That wasn't a kneeslapper...

[Clint]
Weeeeell... YOU'RE NOT A KNEESLAPPER!

OOOOOH GOT YA

[Sam]
...am I the only one who answered your texts?

[Clint]
...maybe

[Sam]
I wonder why

[Clint]
What do you wonder?

[Sam]
Why I answered you

[Clint]
....

Ouch

Man that stings cut me a break

I just got done buying $750 worth of presents for my wife and some pricey flowers with chocolate

[Sam]
Its her birthday?

[Clint]
...no.

I forgot our anniversary...

:(

[Sam]
Lucky I don't have to deal with that XD

[Clint]
Oh whatever, just go hump a tree

...pretend I didn't say that

I've had three glasses of wine and I'm just dumb af

[Sam]
Oh, so now wine is the blame for your stupidity?

[Clint]
Screw you and your little dog too

[Sam]
I don't have a dog Clint -_-

[Clint]
GOOD NIGHT.

IM GUNNA RAKE THE YARD THERES TOO MANY DAMN LEAVES

___

Haha I'm baaaack!!! Did ya miss me?

- HANNAH BANANA ★
--AND BUCKY BEAR TOO!
---DONT FORGET STEVEY!!!
----TONY STARK IS THE MAN!
-----ALL OF YOU SHUT UP, ITS MY BOOK! XD