[Bucky]
Tony?

[Tony]
What.

[Bucky]
Do you hate my guts?

[Tony]
No. Why would I hate your guts

[Bucky]
...idk

Because they're gross and pink?

[Tony]
No. That's really dumb. Besides everyone's ones guts are gross and pink.

[Bucky]
Oh. Okay...

[Tony]
*sigh* what is it?

[Bucky]
I just wanted to know if you hated me because Steve thinks I'm cooler.

[Tony]
...

Stevey is my friend

[Bucky]
Steve was my friend first

:p

Haha

[Tony]
I hate your guts.

[Bucky]
...

We aren't getting anywhere...

[Tony]
...

Yeah

Let's be friends...for Steve

[Bucky]
Because his big super heart can't take it, us hating each other

Hi I'm Bucky Barnes and people love me

[Tony]
Hi I'm Tony Stark and money loves me

[Bucky]
:)

[Tony]
:)

Want to go this really cool party down the street?

[Bucky]
Yeah...

Do they have Jellybeans?

[Tony]
...

I should just call you Stevey #2