Wade:

I need a plane to Switzerland

Tony:

Why

Wade:

Because...well I can't tell you

Tony:

I won't find it unless you tell me

Wade:

But why? For all you know I'm getting a dog

Tony:

Are you getting a dog

Wade:

It's classified...and I don't want to tell you

Tony:

Then you can't go

Wade:

But...STEVE MADE CAKE

Tony:

so...

Wade:

Please

Tony:

No last time I got you a plane ticket I was lectured by Fury for 10 hours

Wade:

Please

Tony:

No

Wade:

Jerk

Tony:

Brat

Wade:

Alcoholic

Tony:

Everyone knows that...

Wade:

Doesn't mean it's heathy

Tony:

Says you...and don't you have Cancer

Wade:

Yes...What's your point

Tony:

That's a dangerous disease

Wade:

Ya but I'm immortal...

Tony:

Don't make it safe

Wade:

If I didn't have Cancer my healing factor would kill me...and the fans would not be happy if there favorite character died

Tony:

That just make you more unstable. And give up on the comic book thing no one believes you

Wade:

What's your point?

Tony:

Honestly I could care less

Wade:

Then will you fund the flight?

Tony:

NO