Tony:

I need help

Pep:

With what?

Tony:

I have a crush and I don't know how to ask them out

Pep:

O-O who are you and what did you do to Tony Stark

Tony:

>.> uncalled for

Pep:

I know but...TELL ME WHO HAS WOOED TONY STARK!!!!

Tony:

No

Pep:

Plz

Tony:

No

Pep:

Plz

Tony:

Nope

Pep:

I can't help you if you don't tell me

Tony:

Steve...I have a crush on Captain fucking America ok you happy?!?!