Bruce:

Where's Clint

Natasha:

Tumblr

Bruce:

No seriously >.>

Natasha:

I'm not kidding

Bruce:

O.O why is he on Tumblr

Natasha:

You want the truth?

Bruce:

Of course

Natasha:

Clint is...a die hard...Johnlock shipper

Bruce:

What the fuck is JohnLock?

Natasha:

Sherlock and Watson from the BBC show Sherlock

Bruce:

Oh? Wait why???

Natasha:

Because he likes Sherlock and he thinks they are perfect for each other

Bruce:

Why did Scott marry him again?

Natasha:

Because they love fucking love each other, and they're perfect for each other

Bruce:

>.> sorry for being dramatic

Natasha:

I got them together. DO NOT MESS UP MY SHIPS!!!!!!

Bruce:

Ok...we still going to dinner tonight?

Natasha:

Yes

Bruce:

Ok...I'm going to go eat some cake

Natasha:

Thor's coming back soon you better hurry

Bruce:

Noted

Natasha:

Also why do you want to know where Clint is?

Bruce:

He owes me money

Natasha:

Why am I not surprised

Bruce:

Because he still owes you $80

Natasha:

I know

Bruce:

Ok bye

Natasha:

Ok...