A/N   Bold letters means the future people talking

Loki: Sup bitches! I'm Loki and your watching the Disney channel
*does hand movements with his finger*

Thor: Look it's you Loki!
Loki:yes Thor we can see that *rolls eyes*

Loki: Okay can you guys shut up I'm trying to talk here

Strange: Wait, you can hear us

Loki: Well duh, dumbass

Loki: *snickers*

Loki: Okay so anyway um I have my friend here wan- wait, where the hell did Wanda go?
Wanda: Look to your left dumbass
Loki: oh, Anyway here is WanDa
Wanda: Hey
Loki: so you guys can ask us any questions you want because we're bored as shit right now, so yeah ask us questions

Barton: Why are you and Wanda hanging out? (Noisy much)

Loki and Wanda: *this bitch*
Loki: because we can? Shut up and ask us real questions! Damn

Thor: Okay do I have a partner in the future? (Selfish bitch-)

Loki: Yes

*everyone shocked*
Thor:Who is it!

Loki: Bruce Banner

Find out what happens next (Also if your confused this is my AU and infinity war and endgame never happened and everyone just lives a chaotic af life) Bye!!!