Tony

You just got home from running errands and ran down to Tony's lab to give him a kiss and invite him to help you unload and make dinner. Surprisingly you found the lab empty. You immediately assumed he ran off to try put a new suit or was test driving something so you unloaded yourself and went to change into some more comfortable clothes. You gasp when you see a naked man in your room getting dressed, but as soon as he turned around you realized it was Tony. You were blushing furiously as Tony smirked. "You like what you see?"

*sigh* ...only Tony...

Steve

Steve shower was taking forever! Its been nearly an hour and you can still hear the water running. You bang on the door for the fifteenth time and scream for Steve to hurry his ass. "Come on Steve! I have to get clean too, you're using all the hot water!"

After a couple seconds you hear Steve's voice, warbled and almost intelligible, through the pounding water and blaring vent. "I'M," something something something, "DRESSED!"

Assuming that he had said 'I'm bleeping dressed' (when he had actually said 'I'm NOT dressed), you walked in. As soon as that door opened and revealed Steve's white ass it was like the scream heard round the world.

He screamed. You screamed. God screamed. We all screamed.

No one was prepared to see Steve's glory...

Bruce

It was the normal. Bad things were trying to take over and the good guys were trying to stop them. Things went down and they needed Bruce to hulk out. It happened to be in New York (like always) and also happened to be right at the tower...

After his hulk time, I suppose, he crashed and went to normal size...without his clothes. Cause you know...that kinda tear off.

Well. You weren't expecting to see that.

Pietro

To put it simply: Pietro is very bold. He does not care if you see him naked and frankly he doesn't care if you care. He doesn't care if you don't like to see naked men walk round the house on a normal day. He doesn't care if you don't like it when he shows up naked on your birthday.

Pietro is special.

Bucky

Sometimes Bucky is a child. A very cute child. Other times he's cold and distant. And most of the time he is charming and witty. But when it comes to being seen naked he is all three:

*flashback to last Tuesday*

Late for a meeting you ran to Bucky's bedroom and slammed through the door. "James you are la-"

"STOP! DONT LOOK AT ME IM NUDE!" Like a child he covers his junk and hops around while trying to pull on boxers with the other. Then that's when cold Bucky comes. "Why are you still here? And why are you still looking at me?" He glares at you with a look that literally kills and rolls his eyes. A little hurt and shocked, you slam the door shut, blushing. But a couple minutes after awkward silence of walking together to the meeting he smirked and winked. "You just couldn't resist could ya?"

Thor

Thor is very open about everything. He's a loud guy, there are no secrets. Its basically the same when it comes to nudity. He walks around his lofty, no doors, palace half naked so why would he change that when he's in a house with doors and walls?

Once, while you were at work he decided to strip and walk around your house eating poptarts and watching Teen Titans. He didn't know that you bad forgotten your lunch though so when you went to grab it instead you were greeted with a naked alien warrior prince with a hand full of poptarts and a mess of crumbs in his beard...

Clint

After a very bad day at work you decided to go to Clint's house. You knew he would cheer you up and you had his house key but what you didn't know that he had been gone all day. So instead you just cuddled with his pillows on his bed and watched a bunch of romantic comedies. You must've dozed off because next thing you know, Clint is in the room undressing himself to get in the shower. You were so squished in the blankets and pillows that he didnt see you. "STOP!" you screamed in desperation, you didn't want to see this (not yet anyway mwuhaha).

In reaction to the 'perverted intruder' he threw his boxers at you while screaming his war cry as he jumped on you butt-naked, ready to pummel your ass to the ground. Before he could even land on you though you foot struck up from under the covers and hid the bare necessities...

Loki

You've NEVER seen Loki naked...*sigh*

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Haha I like Steve's and lol about the glare that could kill from Bucky's, here is the story behind that:

Once on a mission, you two were hinting down some old baron guy who was a huge organized criminal lord. Well anyway, the old guy was running away but then the stupid bastard ran to the roof and Bucky was like, 'Stop right there!' And then Bucky did the glare and the guy freaked, shit his pants but as he tried to step away from the ledge he tripped on his shit and fell to him doom...

The End.

Lol awful story bit I'm depressed and it made me happy. So sorry.

Hahah the 'bare necessities'...get it?

Eheheh...♪♪♪

- HANNAH BANANA