Tony

You two had just gotten home from vacay in Miami and couldn't wait to just flop on the bed and sleep. You and Tony walked into the darkened penthouse and fumbled for a table or couch, that's when you trip over something soft and you scream as you throw your hands in front of you face. Tony starts to yell your name when the light turns on and everyone screams, "Welcome HOOOOME!"

When the lights turned on you notice you had tripped over Clint's leg and now was face to face with him, immediately you screamed and punched him directly in the face. "RAPIST!"

Tony screams like a girl and kicks Clint in the nuts and quickly gets in his suit and locks Steve in the fridge. He would've kept going if Nat didn't use one of her electrical things and threw it on Tony's suit, momentarily stopping him. "Tony, its us you pin head! Get Steve out of the fridge, he doesn't need to sleep another 70 years!"

Steve

If was Steve's birthday and you had Bucky, Nat, Sam, and Tony, all waiting in the house with you to surprise him when he gets home. You heard the keys jingle and you got everyone in positions and turned all the lights off, Steve thought that you would be gone. As soon as Steve rounded the corner we all jumped out singing Happy Birthday. Steve didn't like that though, his immediate reaction was jumping back into Bucky, who was behind him, which caused Steve to accidentally smack his own face in confusion as he tried to get away. To make it worse Bucky tried to hug him and Steve screamed and hit Bucky with the nearby cake and then ran out of the house. You heard the car start and Steve quickly drive away...You guys had forgotten to turn on the lights.

Bruce

No surprises for Bruce period. I guess just the ocassional romantic one but no other kinds otherwise he'll hulk out.

Pietro

We all should know what happened to poor poor Pietro...the poor guy was the victim. (If you have know idea what I'm speaking of go to What You Are Scared Of)

Bucky

You two were so used to having the house to yourselves, so when you both decided to get a cat together it became a whole new world. You two had just gotten home from a mission when you saw the shadow flash across the window (aka it was the cat...if you didn't know). You screamed and flew yourself backward right into the exhausted Bucky. Bucky, just walking in the door, yelped and tripped. He tumbled over the turned up carpet which chain reacted into him flying backward over the coffee table. You on the other hand kept freaking out and ran straight to the kitchen to grab the skillet that was sitting in the sink. You sat in wait as you heard a clambering in the living room and pounding feet coming towards the kitchen. A yell ripped from the attackers throat but was abruptly cut off when you connected your trustworthy pan right into his sorry face. He fell to the ground and you pointed to his face fiercely. "HA EAT THAT PUNK! Thought you can take me by surprise well you thought wrong you little..." a grain sounded from the stranger and you trailed off as soon as you realized who you just hit. "Oops...sorry Bucky."

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I wrote this MONTHS ago but it deleted the last part and I had to rewrite it. I lost inspiration and finally decided to cut it into two parts since I added Deadpool lol!

-Hannah Banana xoxo