Wade Wilson x Reader

"No you can't"
Yes I can"
"Nope"
"Yes"

For the last hour Colossal has been listening to you and Wade arguing back and forth.
"Nope."
"Yessss!!"
"If you can hurt Colossal then I do your laundry."
"And if I can't?"
"Then you suck my toes."

You got up showing a face of disgust while Wade cracked up at your reaction. "I am not doing that."

"Looks like you're gonna have to cause you can't hurt this bad boy." Wade said slapping Colossal's butt making Colossal flinch and groan uncomfortably.

You sighed as you grabbed a metal bar lighting ends of it with sparks from your hand. "What is that going to do? Nothing." Colossal says looking at the sparks bored making Wade excited knowing you cant do it.

You grunt making the sparks hotter, "humph get it over with it won't work (Y/n)" he says in a bored face. But as you touch him with the pole his face contorts into discomfort.

"OWW!" He says loudly falling to the ground holding his metal butt. You smirk triumphantly standing tall.

"Fucking chimichangas." Wade says walking out of the room.

"Make sure you separate the whites from the blacks!" You call after him.