A/N: I'm leaving Peter out of this one because he's underage.

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Clint Barton/ Hawkeye

You had gone out for a few drinks with friends. When you had one too many, one of your friends decided to take you home which led to a very awkward car ride as you wouldn't stop talking about what you were going to do to Clint when you got home. When you arrived, Clint opened the door and you crashed your lips on his, wrapping your arms around his neck.

"Time to knock up your wife Mr. Barton," you slurred when you pulled away, starting to unbutton his shirt. Clint turned to look at your blushing friend.

"Why don't you go to bed and I'll join you in a minute." You stumbled towards the bedroom and Clint rubbed the back of his neck.

"Sorry about that. She's just really excited about wanting a baby. Thanks for bringing her home," he smiled.

"No problem. I'll leave her in your capable hands." With that, your friend left.

"Oh Clint," you cooed. Clint went towards your bedroom and saw your hand waving the dress you were wearing and you dropped it.

"Not tonight, babe. You're too drunk." Clint put one of his shirts on you and tucked you into bed. You were asleep in no time.

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Tony Stark/ Iron Man

You went out with a friend to celebrate their birthday. After quite a few drinks, you called Happy to come and pick you up and Happy in return called Tony to let him know that you were on the way. He immediately went to lock up your studio, knowing that you got very creative and a little overzealous when you got drunk. When you got home, you went straight to your studio.

"Tonnnyyyy!" you whined, trying to get the door open.

"Yes dear?"

"The door won't open," you slurred.

"Really? Oh, that's a shame."

"I know! I found a wall that needs to be painted!"

"I'm sure it does. Let's go look for the key to your studio. Maybe it's in our bedroom," Tony suggested.

"Yeah... maybe," you nodded. When you got to the bedroom, Tony convinced you to get changed into your pyjamas and get into bed. You babbled for a while about how the wall looked so sad and boring until you finally fell asleep.

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Pietro Maximoff/ Quick Silver

Your friends had dragged you out to party with them and by the time you got home, you were really quite tipsy. When you got to the front door, you fumbled in your purse for your key.

"There you are! Naughty key, you were hiding from me. Hey that rhymed!" you giggled, taking out the key to your friend's house. You panicked a little when the wrong key wouldn't fit in the lock.

"Oh, no. Pietro changed the locks. He doesn't love me anymore!" You sat down and started to cry. Hearing you at the door, Pietro opened it and you fell through.

"Please don't leave me, I love you!" you sobbed, hugging his leg. Pietro gave you a sympathetic smile and helped you up.

"I could never leave you Princezná," he said, holding you tight and kissing your temple.

"But the locks've changed!" you sniffed.

"Look, you go to bed and I'll fix it." Pietro let go of you and you stumbled towards the bedroom. He carefully worked the key out of the lock and picked up your purse. When he got to the bedroom, he found you half undressed and passed out on the bed. Pietro sighed and helped you get settled into bed.

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Thor Odinson

Thor was woken by the sound of you rummaging in the kitchen. Earlier in the night, you were out celebrating your latest victory.

"Lady Y/N, what are you doing?" he asked, walking in to see you taking out supplies to make your special chilli.

"I need to feed the troops; they are hungry!"

"Milady, have you been drinking?" Thor knew when you got this way that you had usually had a few drinks.

"Jus' a few. Can you help me find my chilli pot?" The funny thing was, you never used this pot when you were sober and had no clue what it was even used for. Thor helped you find it, knowing you would probably make a big mess if you tried to look for it on your own. Thor watched as you got out the ingredients and started making the chilli. He had tried to help you in the past but you only shooed him away. When you were done, you headed off to bed, leaving Thor to clean up the mess you had made.

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Sam Wilson/ Falcon

Sam rubbed your back as you puked into the toilet.

"That's it Y/N, let it all out," he supported.

"Youse sush a good hubband. Aways lookin' out for me," you slurred, wiping your mouth. You were at a party and they started a drinking game. You stepped up to play, honestly thinking you could handle it. At one point you had passed out and one of your friends took care of you until Sam came to pick you up. You stood and flushed the toilet before going to brush your teeth.

"You okay now?" Sam asked, standing nearby to catch you in case you fell.

"I think so. Although 'm never eatin' that 'gen." You finished brushing your teeth, took two steps and nearly fell. Sam scooped you up in his arms.

"Let's get you into bed so you can sleep it off." You smiled and snuggled into his chest. Sam helped you get changed into your pyjamas and you happily went to sleep.

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Natasha Romanoff/ Black Widow

You and Natasha were attending one of Tony's parties. When Nat saw how tipsy you had become, she decided it was time to go home. Natasha supported your waist as you stumbled.

"Hey Nat? I gotta secret. You so pretty!" you giggled. Nat smiled kissed your hair.

"And you know what else? You know what else? Youse the best wifey in the world!"

"You're drunk Y/N."

"I means it Nat. Youse the bestest, most prettiest ever and 'm the lucky one that gets to call you all mine," you hiccupped.

"I think it's straight to bed for you when we get home."

"Aww!" you whined.

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Bucky Barnes/ The Winter Soldier

Tony had practically dragged you and Bucky to his latest party. For someone who worked in a bar, you had a surprisingly low tolerance for alcohol. When Bucky when to the toilet, your favourite song came on and you got up on the table to dance. You ran your hands up and down your body while swaying your hips. When Bucky came back, he was horrified to see that you were about to take off your top. He quickly scooped you up in his arms and started heading out the door.

"Show's over!" he growled over his shoulder, earning him quite a few boos.

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Scott Lang/ Ant-Man

Scott had finally worn you down and got you to go drinking with him and his friends, not knowing what he was getting into. After a few drinks, you started to 'mother hen' everyone.

"Kurt, get your feet off the table," you scolded. You noticed Luis had a smudge of chocolate on his chin.

"Luis c'mere, you've got a little something." You licked your thumb and rubbed his chin.

"Dude, I think it's time to take your girl home," Dave commented quietly to Scott.

"You could be right." Scott went over to you and put his arm around you.

"Come on Y/N, time to go home."

"Aw, you're such a good boy. Isn't he a good boy fellas?" you smiled, pinching Scott's cheek before patting it. The others all grinned at you as Scott quickly got you out the door.

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T'Challa/ Black Panther

When T'Challa noticed you getting drunk at a function, he excused the two of you and tucked you into bed. After he had done so, he went to his office to sign some forms. A while later, to wandered into his office and sat down on one of the chairs.

"Y/N? What are you doing up?"

"Shh!"

"What is it?" he asked, standing up.

"Shh!"

"What is it?" he whispered.

"You'll wake the birdies outside. Shhhh." T'Challa smiled at your answer. You sat there for a while longer before getting up and walking out. T'Challa followed you to make sure you safely got back into bed.

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Steve Rogers/ Captain America

You had gone out drinking with a couple of friends and told Steve you were going to be home hours ago. As soundlessly as you could (which wasn't very) you entered the house. As you were stumbling down the hallway, you knocked over the flower pot with a loud crash.

"Shh! Steve will hear you," you half whispered.

"Y/N?" Steve turned on the light.

"Ah!"

"Do you have any idea what time it is?"

"I do not. Do you have any idea how pretty you look under that light?" you responded. Steve sighed, realising you were in no condition to have a sensible conversation.

"Let's get you to bed." Steve helped you to get to the bedroom as you babbled on. He'd lecture you tomorrow after you recovered from your hangover.

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Loki Laufeyson

Loki had warned you about Asgardian wine but you figured one or two goblets couldn't hurt. After you had finished half of your second one, you were feeling quite drunk.

"Hello fair maiden, would you care to accompany to my chambers?" A warrior asked. Fortunately, you had just enough wits about you to know that he coming onto you.

"No, leave me alone, I'm married!" you slurred, swaying slightly.

"So? I'm married and my wife is off with another warrior." The man grabbed you but you wiggled out of his grasp, falling to the floor and making everyone look at you.

"Take... your hands... off her," Loki growled in a voice that was way too calm for how he was feeling. The man looked at Loki and quickly left. Loki picked you up bridal style and you writhed in his arms.

"I said no! I'm a married woman!" Loki teleported to your room and laid you on the bed. For your peace of mind, he would leave you in the dress you were wearing and wait until you had fallen asleep before getting into bed.

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Wanda Maximoff/ Scarlet Witch

You had invited a few friends over for cocktails and drank a little more than you intended to. When the friends left, you hugged Wanda tightly.

"Wanda! I lub chu and youse the best girlfriend in the world!" You kissed her cheek repeatedly.

"Your wife Y/N. I'm your wife."

"Wow! That's even betterer," you giggled

"I think it's time for bed."

"Is you comin' wit me?"

"Yes, I'll be in, in a moment," she smiled.

"Yay!" You threw your arms up and stumbled off into the bedroom. Wanda packed up everything and went off to bed, finding you stuck in your shirt.

"It won't come off!" Wanda helped you out your shirt.

"Oh! Peek-a-boo!" you giggled. You and Wanda got changed into your pyjamas and cuddled as you fell asleep.

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Bruce Banner/ Hulk

A friend of yours had recently received their doctorate in their field so you and Bruce went out to celebrate. You had a few drinks, which led to a few more and by then end of the night, you were quite drunk.

"Hey Bruce... Did you know that slugs have four noses? Did you know that chickens can't walk on ice? Did you know that it is illegal to make ugly faces at dogs in Oklahoma? Did you know-" Bruce cut you off with a kiss.

"Did you know that you're drunk?"

"Yes, I did know that!" you giggled.

"I think it's time to go home."

"Did you you're the best husband in the world?"