Pick Up Lines (Yours)

A/N: Again, I might mix up clean and dirty ones.

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Clint Barton/ Hawkeye

You don't need Cupid's arrow in your bow to make me quiver.

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Tony Stark/ Iron Man

I love drawing anatomy...especially yours.

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Pietro Maximoff/ Quick Silver

I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick. Want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?

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Thor Odinson

FUS RO DAAAAMN, you fine!

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Sam Wilson/ Falcon

Do you do Body Combat? Because your body is kick-ass!

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Natasha Romanoff/ Black Widow

Do these feel real to you?

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Bucky Barnes/ The Winter Soldier

Did you invent the airplane? 'Cause you seem Wright to me.

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Scott Lang/ Ant-Man

You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.

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T'Challa/ Black Panther

Since I met you I feel like the cat that got the cream.

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Steve Rogers/ Captain America

I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

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Loki Laufeyson

I hope you're not in the restricted section, because I'd love to take you out.

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Wanda Maximoff/ Scarlet Witch

If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

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Bruce Banner/ Hulk

Are you the square root of two? 'Cause you make me feel irrational.

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Peter Parker/ Spider-Man

How weird: I can't taste my lips all of a sudden. Can you do it for me?

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