64. Random Text Conversations
Steve:
You - SPANGLES!
Steve - Um...yeah? Is everything okay?
You - Everything is PERFECT!!!
Steve - Well that's good, but I'm still confused. Why is everything perfect?
You - The new Blu-ray copies of Back to the Future came in.
Steve - I'll be home in twenty with popcorn...
You - Let the marathon night begin!!!!!!!!!
*insert Steve laughing at your adorable antics here.*
Bucky:
Bucky - Hey Doll, when are you getting home from work?
You - soon hopefully my boss has had us trapped here for over an hour >:(
Bucky - at least you'll get the over time
You - probably not, this guys an absolute A**
Bucky - should I come and rescue you?
You - I would love that, but I don't think it would go over too well
Bucky - But you would love it?
You - Well yeah...Wait...You're coming no matter what I say aren't you?
Bucky - Yeah, I'm about to get in the car
You - James Buchanan Barnes, You get your ass back in the house right now!
Bucky - (Y/N) (Y/M/N) Barnes, respectfully no!
You - I love you
Bucky - I know, and I love you too.
Pietro:
Pietro - Why do I have to work?
You - Because the world occasionally needs saving...
Pietro - yeah but, can't I take time off between catastrophes
You - and what would do with that time off?
Pietro - Well, I actually have quite a few ideas, all of which involve you
You - but I have to work too...
Pietro - Fuck that!
You - But bills...
Pietro - but you and me, and new silk sheets, and cuddling, and sex, and all of the excuses for me to not be wearing a shirt
You - you make arguing with you very hard ...so i'm turning my phone off before I get myself in trouble
Pietro - you wouldn't do that
Pietro - (Y/N)!
Pietro - (Y/N)
Pietro - I will get back at you for this later
Loki:
You - Do you know where the grocery list is? I thought I left in on the counter, but now it seems to be missing.
Loki - I have it
You - Well, can you tell me where you are so I can come get it?
Loki - That seems rather pointless
You - Why? I need to get the groceries
Loki - Because I'm currently in the checkout line at the store with a cart full of everything on the list
You - Oh.... so... You're officially the best husband ever
Loki - well, It's because the woman I'm married to deserves the absolute best
You - *swoons* now hurry up and get home so I can kiss you
Loki - on the way!
Clint:
Clint - You got a package today
You - DON'T OPEN IT!!
Clint - umm....Why?
You - It's a surprise for tomorrow night
Clint - What kind of surprise?
You - You're favorite kind ;)
Clint - Well, since the package came early, can the surprise come early?
You - Nope!
Clint - Please!
You - No
Clint - Please, please, please *gives you puppy dog eyes*
You - Fine, but only if you that package is still unopened when I get home
Clint - *sits on hands to prevent urge to open package*
You - See you soon Robin Hood ;)
Thor:
You - I'm grabbing coffee on the way home, you want anything?
Thor - Are you going to the cafe down the street?
You - yeah
Thor - The one with the fool who thinks he can compete with me?
You - Umm... you mean the barista that's really nice to everyone?
Thor - He's more than nice to you
You - Is he actually more than nice or are you just jealous?
Thor - I'm not jealous
You - you keep telling yourself that hammer-time, but anyway you never answered my question
Thor - what question?
You - Did want anything from the cafe or not?
Thor - oh yes! I'll be there in a minute
You - really? I'm not allowed to order coffee alone?
Thor - I really just wanted to see you...
You - You are ridiculous
Thor - But you love me
You - true
Tony: (inspired by Yavanna80 's high school reunion series)
Tony - You got mail from your high school
You - Please just throw it away
Tony - But it's an invitation to you're reunion
You - That's what I thought, and that's why I asked you to throw it away
Tony - but what bout instead of throwing it away I RSVP for the two of us
You - TONY NO!! I hated high school
Tony - yeah, but now you can back and show the idiots how successful and perfect you are, and you can parade around you're billionaire husband, and all those idiots that went to school with you can be jealous of how lucky I am
You - You're not going to let this go are you?
Tony - You are correct, and we are definitely going
You - Tony, how about we stay home and not do that
Tony - Too late
You - WHAT DID YOU DO?
Tony - I mailed our RSVP 2 minutes ago
You - Tony, what am I going to do with you?
Tony - Hopefully, a lot of fun things ;)
Natasha:
Nat - so I'm at the liquor store, what kind of vodka do you want?
You - Do they have pomegranate?
Nat - really pomegranate vodka?
You - don't judge, until you've tried it
Nat - alright fine, any other weird flavors you want?
You - now that you mention it we have some coke in the fridge and Blueberry vodka is always a good combo
Nat - Let me guess, a drink your sister introduced you to
You - Yup :)
Nat - And a Maine thing?
You - you are correct
Nat - just so you know I am laughing at you
You - I figured, one more thing though, can you pick up some Whiskey as well?
Nat - you got it *rolls eyes at you*
You - oh please you love me
Nat - You are correct
You - I can feel the sass
Nat - Well then I must be doing something right :)
Wanda:
You - can you stop at the grocery store on your way home?
Wanda - Definitely, what do you need?
You - um... ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate chips, and chocolate sauce...
Wanda - Oh, how bad?
You - I quit, I'm sorry but I just couldn't take it anymore. I hated that job and I've been trying to find an excuse to quit for a while
Wanda - I don't blame you, and I'm proud of you for doing what's right for you
You - thank you, but I still feel pretty shitty
Wanda - don't worry, your comfort food and cuddle buddy are on their way
You - My hero! I love you
Wand - I love you too.
A/N: So..I've been having trouble figuring what to do for new chapters lately and it's been quite frustrating. I'm not giving up though, there is still a lot of brainstorming happening. That being said, if any of you have any ideas chapters that you would like to see feel free to message me or comment here and I will do my best to write them.
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