64. Random Text Conversations

Steve:

You - SPANGLES!

Steve - Um...yeah? Is everything okay?

You - Everything is PERFECT!!!

Steve - Well that's good, but I'm still confused. Why is everything perfect?

You - The new Blu-ray copies of Back to the Future came in.

Steve - I'll be home in twenty with popcorn...

You - Let the marathon night begin!!!!!!!!!

*insert Steve laughing at your adorable antics here.*

Bucky:

Bucky - Hey Doll, when are you getting home from work?

You - soon hopefully my boss has had us trapped here for over an hour >:(

Bucky -  at least you'll get the over time 

You - probably not, this guys an absolute A** 

Bucky - should I come and rescue you?

You - I would love that, but I don't think it would go over too well

Bucky - But you would love it?

You - Well yeah...Wait...You're coming no matter what I say aren't you?

Bucky - Yeah, I'm about to get in the car

You - James Buchanan Barnes, You get your ass back in the house right now!

Bucky - (Y/N) (Y/M/N) Barnes, respectfully no!

You - I love you

Bucky - I know, and I love you too.

Pietro:

Pietro - Why do I have to work?

You -  Because the world occasionally needs saving...

Pietro - yeah but, can't I take time off between catastrophes

You - and what would do with that time off?

Pietro - Well, I actually have quite a few ideas, all of which involve you 

You - but I have to work too...

Pietro - Fuck that! 

You - But bills...

Pietro - but you and me, and new silk sheets, and cuddling, and sex, and all of the excuses for me to not be wearing a shirt

You - you make arguing with you very hard ...so i'm turning my phone off before I get myself in trouble

Pietro - you wouldn't do that

Pietro - (Y/N)!

Pietro - (Y/N)

Pietro - I will get back at you for this later

Loki:

You - Do you know where the grocery list is? I thought I left in on the counter, but now it seems to be missing.

Loki - I have it

You - Well, can you tell me where you are so I can come get it?

Loki - That seems rather pointless

You - Why? I need to get the groceries

Loki - Because I'm currently in the checkout line at the store with a cart full of everything on the list

You - Oh.... so... You're officially the best husband ever

Loki - well, It's because the woman I'm married to deserves the absolute best

You - *swoons* now hurry up and get home so I can kiss you

Loki - on the way!

Clint:

Clint - You got a package today

You - DON'T OPEN IT!!

Clint - umm....Why?

You - It's a surprise for tomorrow night

Clint - What kind of surprise?

You - You're favorite kind ;)

Clint - Well, since the package came early, can the surprise come early?

You - Nope!

Clint - Please!

You - No

Clint - Please, please, please *gives you puppy dog eyes*

You - Fine, but only if you that package is still unopened when I get home

Clint - *sits on hands to prevent urge to open package*

You - See you soon Robin Hood ;)

Thor: 

You - I'm grabbing coffee on the way home, you want anything?

Thor - Are you going to the cafe down the street?

You - yeah

Thor - The one with the fool who thinks he can compete with me?

You - Umm... you mean the barista that's really nice to everyone?

Thor - He's more than nice to you

You  - Is he actually more than nice or are you just jealous?

Thor - I'm not jealous

You - you keep telling yourself that hammer-time, but anyway you never answered my question

Thor - what question?

You - Did want anything from the cafe or not?

Thor - oh yes! I'll be there in a minute

You - really? I'm not allowed to order coffee alone?

Thor - I really just wanted to see you...

You - You are ridiculous

Thor  - But you love me

You - true

Tony:  (inspired by Yavanna80 's high school reunion series)

Tony - You got mail from your high school

You - Please just throw it away

Tony - But it's an invitation to you're reunion

You - That's what I thought, and that's why I asked you to throw it away

Tony - but what bout instead of throwing it away I RSVP for the two of us

You - TONY NO!! I hated high school 

Tony - yeah, but now you can back and show the idiots how successful and perfect you are, and you can parade around you're billionaire husband, and all those idiots that went to school with you can be jealous of how lucky I am

You - You're not going to let this go are you?

Tony - You are correct, and we are definitely going

You - Tony, how about we stay home and not do that

Tony - Too late

You - WHAT DID YOU DO?

Tony -  I mailed our RSVP 2 minutes ago

You - Tony, what am I going to do with you?

Tony  - Hopefully, a lot of fun things ;)

Natasha:

Nat - so I'm at the liquor store, what kind of vodka do you want?

You - Do they have pomegranate?

Nat - really pomegranate vodka?

You - don't judge, until you've tried it

Nat - alright fine, any other weird flavors you want?

You -  now that you mention it we have some coke in the fridge and Blueberry vodka is always a good combo 

Nat - Let me guess, a drink your sister introduced you to

You - Yup :)

Nat - And a Maine thing?

You - you are correct

Nat - just so you know I am laughing at you

You - I figured, one more thing though, can you pick up some Whiskey as well?

Nat - you got it *rolls eyes at you*

You - oh please you love me

Nat - You are correct

You - I can feel the sass

Nat - Well then I must be doing something right :)

Wanda:

You - can you stop at the grocery store on your way home?

Wanda - Definitely, what do you need?

You - um... ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate chips, and chocolate sauce...

Wanda - Oh, how bad?

You - I quit, I'm sorry but I just couldn't take it anymore. I hated that job and I've been trying to find an excuse to quit for a while

Wanda - I don't blame you, and I'm proud of you for doing what's right for you

You - thank you, but I still feel pretty shitty

Wanda - don't worry, your comfort food and cuddle buddy are on their way

You - My hero! I love you

Wand - I love you too.

A/N: So..I've been having trouble figuring what to do for new chapters lately and it's been quite frustrating. I'm not giving up though, there is still a lot of brainstorming happening. That being said, if any of you have any ideas chapters that you would like to see feel free to message me or comment here and I will do my best to write  them.


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