Welcome to the chaos. I'm CJ, and I'll be your guide through this book of one-shots.

First, let's talk payment. I'll let you have a good life, assuming you'll give me ideas and inspiration to tell your story. Tell me what to write, and I'll write it. I don't accept sexual requests as payment, however. I'm no slut, and you shouldn't be either. I expect a lot of requests, my lovelies. Don't disappoint me or I'll hunt you down and steal your kneecaps.

Here are the rules from the summary.

1. I can do character x character, but I'd rather not, and I don't do LGBT ships. That's just how I do things. I'd prefer character x reader though.

2. I don't do lemon, lime, smut, or sin. I refuse to incorporate anything actually sexual in these. They're going to be PG or PG-13. There might be some stuff that is triggering, but I will give a warning beforehand.

Now, onto your character.

Put simply, you're you. You look like you, smell like you, and are addressed as you. You'll know to insert your name when you see (Y/N). You have your likes and dislikes, your favorites, and your family. All those will be inserted into the story. 

You have no powers, but you're highly trained in espionage. I'll uncover more as we go through the one-shots. This is a string of stories, my dears, not just a book of one-shots.

Enjoy, my children, and let the journey begin.

* whooshes away through a magical portal *