Natasha: Roses are red, my body is, too; It's from the blood of your body, from when I killed you!

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Rhodes: *Trying to take a decent photo of Pepper and Tony at their wedding but people keep bothering him* Do you want some Pepperony on this pizza or what?!

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Hela: *talking about how she's a goddess and shouldn't be imprisoned*

Odin: Well we'd put you in HELL but that's where you LIVE!

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Peter P.: What if we're all characters in a book and every time we forget what we're gonna say it's the author pressing back space?

Gwen P.: *gasp*

Wade: That........makes a lot of sense.

Peter P: AND WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE EXPERIENCED A MOMENT BEFORE IT'S THE AUTHOR REWRITING A SCENE BUT IN BETTER CONTEXT!!!!

Gwen P: *now ignoring Peter*

Wade: *now ignoring Peter*

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Stephen: Tony is the worlds smartest dumbass.

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Peter Q: *says something incredibly stupid*

Gamora: That's not how life works!

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Ned: Some people have lights, but I have a card; Why in the world is this task, SO FREAKING HARD?!?!

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