Thor: *drops his hammer on the toilet* Mine now.

Peter, desperately needing to pee: aRe YoU fUcKiNg SeRiOuS?!

(In the common area)

Bucky: Do ya wanna or should I?

Loki: I'm in the middle of the chapter I've been interrupted on three times now. Go help the spiderling.

Bucky: Kay. Be right back. *marches into the bathroom, grabs the hammer and marches right back out* THOR, SO HELP ME IF YOU DO THAT TO PETER AGAIN, LOKI AND I WILL TAKE TURNS STABBING YOU FOR A WEEK WHILE YOUR HAMMER IS CONFISCATED.

Loki: That sounds reasonable.

Bucky: Thanks. *puts hammer down by his seat and settles back in the chair with his movie playing*

Peter: THANK YOU MISTER WINTER SOLDIER SIR.