Bucky: so i was rebuilding Bruce's lab and I had to ask some guy to move his fucking truck because it happened to be smack in the middle of the ruined lab. He said: "fUCK OFF" and went to use the porto potty. So i just...put the scoop of my bulldozer against the door, trapping him inside.

Loki: let me guess...until he learns some manners and apologizes for being a fucking dickhead and then promises to move his truck?

Bucky: yes.

Peter, sagely: bad men get trapped in the shame toilet.