Peter: *holds up a cauliflower* wha's this is this ghost broccoli it's called ghost broccoli now

Tony: Peter, that's not what it is. That's cauliflower.

Peter: i hAvE To hAvE A SeCoNd oPiNiOn

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Peter: hey mister winter soldier sir

Bucky: sah, dude.

Peter: *holds up cauliflower* wha's this

Bucky, with a straight face: ghost broccoli, why?

Peter: mister stark said that it wasn't ghost broccoli

Bucky: tHaT'S DuMb!!! iT'S GhOsT BrOcCoLi!!!

Peter: i kNoW!!!

Steve: wait what did Tony do now?

Bucky: hE TrIeD To tElL PeTeR ThAt gHoSt bRoCcOlI WaSn't gHoSt bRoCcOlI!!!!

Steve: wHaT?!?!? tHaT'S StUpId!!!!!

Tony: *concerned noises*