In Avengers Tower there are not many rules but the biggest and most complected rule was in the kitchen. It says "The following people are not allowed to a temp to cook for fear of harm to themself or other on accident, or high risk of burning down the tower. STEVE ROGERS, TONY STARK, PETER PARKER, CLINT BARTON, PIETRO MAXIMOFF. The reason for banning Steve Rogers is that he has blown up 5 toasters, 3 coffee makers, 10 microwaves, 2 ovens, and set 25 different pots on fire that have contained no more than water or one time hot chocolate. The reason for banning Tony Stark is because he never has enough sleep to learn to cook and has almost amputated 7 fingers and toes, burned his rear end 9 time trying to get something that was out of his reach, blown up a coffee maker that he modified, and can't tell if anything is cook all the way throw. The reason for banning Peter Parker is he loses focus way too easily and has set the kitchen on fire once attempting to make stovetop popcorn in the microwave. The reason for banning Clint Barton is he never uses the proper cooking utensils but he uses his arrows. He also seems to get the lids of the pots stuck in the ceiling, even once on Steve's shield. He also takes out his hearing aids when attempting to cook for some reason. The reason Pietro Maximoff is banned is he tries to use his powers for everything when in there and no matter if he has been using a knife or the stove or not will always winds up with cuts and burns. If you see these individuals trying to make anything more complicated then, a bowl of cereal, a sandwich or grabbing fruit, then please either help them or remove them from the area and prepare what they were turning to make. It is not to humiliate anyone, it 's just safety.

P.s. If Steve or Peter are trying to heat up leftovers in the oven or microwave please remove them emetintly and check what they were trying to do.

P.p.s. For the people who are banned if you try to work around this friday will inform us and shut down the area until someone else is present.

-Sincerely Dr. Bruce Banner"

The sign was hung up in the kitchen doorway with big bold letters. Everyone thought Steve would be a good cook, because he grew us before pre-prepped food, but his mom cooked all the time and then after she left I took over and as for what he did after I left for war I don't really know. As I rounded the corner I sowed the hazards in the kitchen Tony welding Steve's shield and a part of tongs wale poking at a saucepan that was flaming.

Bucky: God damn it FRIDAY TURN OFF ALL POWER TO THE KITCHEN NOW. AND GET BRUCE THE HAZARDS AT IT AGAIN. WHY DID YOU NOT STOP THEM.

Bruce: I'm here I got them please get the pot undercountrale.

Bucky: What's in the pot?

Steve: We tried making this romen stuff.

Pietro: I thought it would cook faster if we used oil so tony melted a lot of butter.

I huffed softly and put out the fire and then filled the pot with flour and cornstarch. Then wacked each one on the back of the head. Bruce was about to take care of their burns when an idea struck me.

Bucky: Bruce let them sit with those burns it will teach them.

Steve: But buc....

Bucky: No you all know better.

Sam: Hazards in the kitchen again.

Bruce: Yep and Bucky is going. down on them pretty hard and im not going to argue.

Sam: What's the punishment.

Bucky: Bruce is not going to treat any of their burns. Now that that's over, can everyone else watch these idiots. I have to get going.

Sam: And where are you off to.

Bucky: Physical therapy, I'm trying to gain some balance without my arm on.

Sam: Or you're really going to check out that black haired guy again. You know who I'm talking about, green eyes, does not talk much missing both legs what's his name.

Bucky: (blushing )adam. Not really he is not really my type.

Sam: and what is your type

Bucky: someone like my first boyfriend Micheal E before the A and it's one arm and one leg both on his left side. He was deaf that's why he did talk a lot. Also his eyes are a breathtaking orange, with a strong chiseled jawline, big broad shoulders that seem just to work with him. He also has a strong russian accent but it ties him together so well. He stands about 6'6, he is kinda slim but is built like a tank, nice and solid. With shoulder length white as snow hair

Steve: Yep Bucky's fist boyfriend as quite a looker and smart as all hell

Bucky: language