Pietro and Wanda were in the middle of class and their teacher Mrs Burke has a rule where if your phone rings in class you have to answer it on speaker so when Pietro's phone rang he looked at the caller ID and it said "old Man" the teacher looked at him expectantly. "is their anyway I can not answer this"
He asks "no now answer on speaker phone" she says.

He answers the call and puts on speaker
"hey kid-Nat I'm telling him right now-me and the rest of the avengers are on a mission-no Steve you can't yeet yourself out of the plane-and we'll be gone for a-drop me by that roof-few days and we'll-dude I said the other building ugh-probably be back in say-stupid assholes-five days max three minimum-Nat stop gutting the damn guy like a fish-just needed to let you know and tell your sister to" Clint says sounding gorgeous as ever "ok bye" He hangs up and slams his head on the table.

"was that Hawkeye" one of their classmates Athena asks "yeah oh brother I do believe that you should tell him about your thing" Wanda says "not happening" Pietro says. "that's probably just some guy you sucked a dick for to pretend to be Hawkeye" their bully Haden said "which of us are you talking about" Wanda asks "you obviously" he says "no one gets to say that about my sister" Pietro says through gritted teeth.

He's about to get up and punch the kid when he gets another call so he picks up "what" Pietro all but growls "are you ok" Clint questions "fine, what do you need" Pietro asks "Tony's credit card-yes tony I'm telling him where your stash is because they need to eat and Wanda is a great cook but she has homework to do and Pietro will burn the tower down-stash is in the couch right by the lube-Pietro never does his homework Nat and yes Steve there is lube in the couch-buy whatever you want and make sure to buy more of those cookies-dude I thought you wanted us to sneak in so I could blow the place up-I think that's all" Clint says and Pietro contemplates hanging up on them "are you sure" he asks instead "Nat wants to tell Wanda something" Clint says "ok just a little warning you're on speaker in front of my class" Pietro says smugly "you couldn't have-god fucking damn it stupid Hydra agents-told me that sooner" Clint asks, "I could have but what would the fun in that be old man"Pietro smirks as he waits for a reply "shut the fuck up-tony you almost hit me with that-kid" Clint replies.

"Wanda sweet child that I love so very much" Nat's voice comes through the speaker "yes hon" Wanda replies "make sure-oh come at me bitch-Pietro doesn't go-do you want to be gutted like a fish cause I'll do it while you're still alive-into our room" Natasha says "of course" Wanda tells her, "thank you, I love you" Natasha says

"so-Nat I didn't need to see that-wanna go on a date when I get back-Nat I did it now you can't get mad" Clint says And Pietro's glad it's not on FaceTime because he's red as a tomato "sure" he replies "ok-oww mother fucker I'm not a super solider I'm fucking human-ok how about the date after I get healed from being shot and stab" Clint asks "yeah" Peitro smiles. "where are you guys" Pietro asks "Mexico City" Clint tells him "can I help please I'll bring Wanda too" he says "sure-what do you mean no-according to tony you can't because you're a kid" Clint says "I'm 21 I'm not a kid and he brought the 15 year old to a fight once" Pietro points out, "good-how many times do I have to shoot you for you to die because if you keep stabbing me I will throw you to her and than probably pass out from blood loss-point so come and bring Wanda-there's more of you I'm done with this" Clint says his breathing laboured.

They hear a buzz of electricity "yes burn bitches burn-so are you on your way-hey those were expensive-and why were you so mad when I called earlier" Clint asks "just someone trying to slut shame Wanda" Pietro says "what's their name" Clint asks "Clint it's illegal to murder a 21 year old" Pietro reasons "but Pietrooooo please" Clint stretches out the o in his name "no" Pietro says seriously "fine-seriously you again-bye see you in a little bit" Clint says "bye" He hangs up and the class looks at him in shock.

"we going" Wanda ask "hold on tight" he tells her as be picks his sister up and speeds to Mexico City and when the get their they run into the building and Pietro runs up all the floors and finds Clint passed out and bleeding on the roof.