It was after a big fight that tony threw a party and it was almost midnight and there were only a few people left which included the avengers, Phil coulson, and Maria hill they were all sitting on the couch.

"who wants to play a game" Tony asks and everyone nods in agreement "what game" Maria asks "Guess how many weapons Natasha has on her" Tony says "why do you have weapons" Maria asks "to be prepared" Natasha answers in a duh tone "one twist to it this time" Tony says "this time" Phil questions "we always play at parties and I always win" Clint tells him "therefore the twist is if you win I'll pay you a hundred dollars and if Clint wins he has bragging rights until tomorrow at this exact time" Tony explains "ok" Phil agrees and Maria nods while the rest of the avengers murmur their agreement "we will play in this order, Wanda Thor me Steve Loki Phil Maria and then Clint" Tony tells them.

"5" Wanda says "nope" Natasha smiles at her. "8" Thor says confidently "nope" she answers. "3" Tony says like it's obvious "no" she deadpans. "10" Steve says uncertain "no" she answers with a shake of her head. "2" Loki gives his Cheshire Cat grin "no" Natasha smiles at Lokis defeated look. "11" Phil says trying to count all the places you could put a weapon and Natasha shakes her head. "4" Maria says "nope" Natasha grins at her.

Clint stands up and starts feeling up and down Nat's body counting as he goes and looking everywhere to make sure he doesn't miss any of them "12" he says when he's done "correct" Natasha answers and Clint smiles.

"name them all" Tony says "ok, 3 guns 2 in thigh holsters 1 between her boobs, 6 knives 2 thin ones in each of her heels 2 beside the gun in between her boobs, her widow bite bracelet, necklace, and her earrings" Clint sighs "earrings and necklaces aren't weapons" Tony says and he gets murmurs of agreement from the avengers but Phil and Maria know Natasha could use her necklace and earrings. "earrings stab people and necklaces choke them" Clint tells Tony "fine you win" Tony tells him.

"let's play how many weapons does Clint have on him" Tony suggests and everyone agrees except Clint "no we are not because I hate being touched by people" Clint says firmly "please Clint we won't touch you" Natasha says "fine" he answers. "same order except Natasha is last" Tony tells them.

"3" Wanda asks and Clint shakes his head. "1" Thor booms and Clint shakes his head. "8" Tony is less confident than he was with Natasha and Clint shakes his head. "5" Steve questions and Clint shakes his head again. "4" Loki asks and Clint shakes his head again. "7" Phil says quietly "no" Clint answers softly. "9" Maria guesses "nope" he answers.

Nat gets up and looks Clint over from front to back looking for anything suspicious or out of place "6" she answers after a moment of thought "yes" he answers her with a soft smile.

"name them" Tony "tie, collapsible bow and small quiver on his back, 3 knives one in each sock and 1 in his pants behind the shirt, and a gun in the pocket that is surprisingly big" she says "how did you know" Tony questions her "that's a secret and now that you know what we have and where we're gonna go change them and how many we have" she tells him and they walk off to their rooms.