Stark Intern @ Peterbparker

I decided to make a Twitter. Why? So I can complain and share the stupid shit the avengers do. I.e. Mr. Stark nearly drinking web fluid.

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> Spideyfan @ Shipper101

Is this for real?

>> Stark Intern @ Peterbparker

Yeeeeee

>Tony @ STARK

Peter, I thought you were my son.

>> Stark Intern @ Peterbparker

So you ADMIT I'm basically your son!

>>> Tony @ STARK

What have I done?

>The Best Around @ Flash

No way you're an intern at Stark Industries

>> Bitch @ Mjaaay

  He is but go off I guess

>> Hacker Man @ GITC

Umm, Tony FUCKING Stark is basically his dad????

>> Tony @ STARK

  Blocked

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Stark Intern @ Peterbparker

I have never been more revolted if my life.

> Killer Queen @ BlackWidow

Peter, what happened?

>>Stark Intern @ Peterbparker

I just watched @ STARK chug a bottle of straight up mayonnaise. Dad, what the hell?

>>> Killer Queen @ BlackWidow

  Yeah tony, what the fuck?

>>>> Tony @ STARK

If I'm being honest, I don't know why I chugged it either.

>>>>> Stark Intern @ Peterbparker

Did... did you sleep at all last night?

>>>>>> Tony @ STARK

Sleep????

>>>>>>> Stark Intern @ Peterbparker

Oh no

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Friendly Neighborhood @ SpiderMan

Guys, my boyfriend is just like??? So hot??? And cute???? I want to marry him????

>Friendly Neighborhood @ SpiderMan

Whoops, wrong account, ignore what I said.

>> Tony @ STARK

You have a boyfriend?

>>I NEED Sum @ gayheroes

My pores are cleansed, the air is fresh, my vision is clear, spider-man is ONE OF US

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Friendly Neighborhood @ SpiderMan

I have outed myself as a disaster before. Let it be known I'm a disaster Bi. Yeet.

> Harvey @ Theman

Ew ur a fucking fag

>> Friendly Neighborhood @ SpiderMan

Oh no, you've asked for it...

>> Harvey @ Theman

fuck u talking abt u fucking faggot

>>> American Ass @ SteveRodgers

I did not nearly die for this country to be as homophobic as it is. Spider-Man is one of our Best defenders! I have not been a

>>>> American Ass @ SteveRodgers

Closeted bisexual just to fear coming out to assholes like you. We've saved the planet you live on more times than I can count!

>>> Killer Queen @ BlackWidow

You want to say that again Harvey Smith? Age 27, living in his mothers basement at 1464 Broadway Avenue NYC, New York?

>>> 7 PHDs @ Brucebanner

Homosexuality is actually common among many other species of animal. Most aliens are pretty fluid with sexuality. Homophobia/biphobia isn't

>>> ⚡️Thunder! ⚡️@ Thor

Man of spiders is worthy to be king of Asgard! How dare you insult him! You shall have the wrath of every hero!

>>> Gay For Cap @ BuckyBarnes

Try to beat my gay ass in a fight then! I'll tell you, there's no way you'll win!

>>> Kiss My Boots @ ScarletWitch

You DARE insult our precious spider? Your future is dead foolish man.

>>> The Boss @ PepperPotts

I see you applied at one of our offices. Your application has been denied and so will all your future ones.

>>> Falcon @ Samwilson

Want to say that again? Or do we need to fly on over and talk to you?

>>> Dead Boi @ Hawkeye

I may be deaf, but I'm fed up listening to your bullshit.

>>> Iron Patriot @ Rhodes

I think I speak for most of New York, fuck off.

>>> Tony @ STARK

I hope your insult was worth your unemployment. We do not take kindly to homophobia. Your current job has been notified of what you've done.

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> Spideyfan @ Shipper101

Did I just... witness... the avengers being awesome????

>> I NEED Sum @ gayheroes

Bitch, I think we just did.

>>> Spideyfan @ Shipper101

OMG!!!!

Stark Intern @ Peterbparker

Lets take this moment to realize that THIS is one of the smartest kids in the world who has even Tony's respect.

[Image of Harley Keener with a fake mustache pretending to flirt with a toaster why he a wig on it and lipstick]

> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

Babe, why must you put me like this???

>> Stark Intern @ Peterbparker

You ate my pizza!!!

>>> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

I had four slices!

>>> Stark Intern @ Peterbparker

I NEED every slice! I won't hesitate bitch!

>>>> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

Then imma expose you for the SOFT BOI YOU ARE!

>>>>> Stark Intern @ Peterbparker

You wouldn't!

>>>>>> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

Bet

[Image of Peter napping in Tony Stark's hoodie]

[Image of Peter glaring at a mug of tea, hoodie sleeves protecting him from mugs heat. Large eye bags under his eyes and hair every which way]

[Image of Peter sleeping once more, but I'm a cuddle pile with Iron Man and Pepper Potts, who are smiling at him endearingly. Peter is wearing an iron man onesie]

[Image of Peter blushing while looking at his phone, biting his lip with a cute smile on his face]

>>>>>>> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

[Image of Peter and Harley laying in bed, Peter smiling sticking his tongue at the camera, head leaning on Harley's chest, hugging the man. He's wearing a captain America Pajama shirt and winter soldier themes pajama shorts]

[Image of Peter in the library, face shoved into a book with five Starbucks coffee cups in front of him, all empty. He looks real fucking tired]

[Image of Peter eating cookies while working on something for Stark Industries. He's shoving a cookie into Bruce's mouth who is beside him]

[Image of Peter hanging upside down from a tree, his hulk themed hoodie staring to fall]

>>>>>>>> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

[Video of Peter spinning in a chair singing 'I just can't wait to be king'. He falls out of the chair after spotting Harley]

>>>>>>>>> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

[Video of Peter crying. When Harley asks why, Peter cries more then "Tony Stark is my dad and I love him! Pepper Potts is my mom???? I love my parents!!!" He cries more]

>>>>>>>>> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

[Image of Peter petting a dog (a cute little pit bull), the dog licking his face and Peter laughing]

[Image of Peter hugging a stuffed Thor and Loki plush, hand reaching out towards many other Avengers plushies]

[Image of Peter sitting on a bench, laughing at a bird perched on his head]

[image of Peter holding Harley's hand to his face, smiling at Harley]

>>>>>>>>>> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

Peter is cute boi

>>>>>>>>>>> Stark Intern @ Peterbparker

I want to hate you but I'm literally head over heels for you even still.

>>>>>>>>>>>> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

I'll buy you more pizza princess

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stark Intern @ Peterbparker

You are forgiven

>>>>>>>>>>> Bitch @ Mjaaay

  Ya'll are disgustingly cute. STOP

>>>>>>>>>>>> Hacker Man @ GITC

Only the two of us are left to suffer the cuteness overload

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bitch @ Mjaaay

God, YES

>>>>>>>>>>> Bicon Spiderman @queerasfock

This is wholesome as fuck????? Like???? Relationship goals???????????

>>>>>>>>>>>> I NEED Sum @ gayheroes

I would kill for a relationship like that!!!

>>>>>>>>>>> Spideyfan @ Shipper101

Oh no, he's cute!!!! <33333

>>>>>>>>>>> Tony @ STARK

@ Harleyk, can you send me some of these. Need to frame them.

>>>>>>>>>>>> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

Let me move in with you, Pepper and Peter?

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tony @ STARK

...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tony @ STARK

Fine

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Spideyfan @ Shipper101

Hold up! @ Peterbparker LIVES with Tony

> Tony @ STARK

I adopted him. He is my child.

>> Spideyfan @ Shipper101

OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!!

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TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

I'm constantly horny for my boyfriend. Here's "my boyfriend is hot" to combat the cute Peter

[Image of Peter in an iron man tank top and red sweats, wiping off sweat with tank top and revealing a GLORIOUS six pack]

[Image of Peter smirking at the camera, shirtless in Dark blue shorts. His eyes are clouded with affection. He's biting his lip]

[Image of Peter stretching, his Spider-Man shirt ridding up to reveal a nice V-line that led straight down, stopping where blue boxers blocked]

[Image of Peter sparring against Natasha, sweating, hair matter to face, a huge ass, Smug ass grin on his face]

> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

[Video of Peter pole dancing with background cheers of "you're doing amazing sweetie!" From Wanda, Natasha, Hope Van Dyne and Harley. Peter is REALLY good at pole dancing]

>> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

[Video from game night it appeared. Peter was dancing to just dance and his moves. Matched. Perfectly???? It was hella hot???]

>>> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

[Image of Peter lazing I'm couch in nothing but a tank top and boxers. His boxers didn't leave much to the imagination. OwO]

[Image of Peter yawning, wearing nothing but sweats, skin littered with hickeys and scratch marks]

[Image of Peter wearing a form fitting suit that cupped his ass perfectly]

[Straight if picture of Peter's ass + back + back of thighs]

>>>>TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

[Video of Peter sparring with Steve. He's quick, agile, and fucking hot]

>>>>> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

[Video of Peter dancing with a pole, this time, the lights are dimmed, "pony" is playing in the background and Peter's wearing only a loose tank top and Boxers. He's laughing at something Harley said. "You're an idiot. Buckle up idiot" then he's dancing like a pro]

>>>>>> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

[Image Of Peter doing the spits in his yoga gear]

[Image of Peter going EXTREMELY flexible poses]

[Image of Peter leaning against a wall in a white tank top and black skinny jeans, waiting for Harley and looking at his phone. His arms are prominent and could crush Harley]

[Image of Peter eating a lollipop, winking at camera]

>>>>>>> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

This has been, horny on main. My boyfriend is hot and I'm going to cuddle him.

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Peter Stan @ Hornyonmain

Peter Parker is legit one of the most attractive people alive

> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

Rt

>> Stark Intern @ Peterbparker

Harley, STAP

>>> TonyStarkBrokeIntoMyGarage @ Harleyk

But it's true

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Stark Intern @ Peterbparker

Sometimes I forget I'm 18. I dab to the stupidest fucking shit.

> Peter Is Daddy @ Bitch101

Omg, same

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Stark Intern @ Peterbparker

Alright, which one of the avengers stole my fucking Pizza?

> Stark Intern @ Peterbparker

I don't want to fight, I just want to talk.

>> Tony @ STARK

@ Hawkeye you better run.

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A/N: might do more of these in the future. What do ya think?"