A/N: the life of Peter Parker, a youtuber with powers.

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The video opens with Peter Parker sitting on his bed, Camera facing him, showing off his Bruce Banner and Tony Stark posters. Not iron man, not Hulk, Bruce Banner and Tony Stark.

Peter is smiling happily, cross legged. His hair is a curly mop and his glasses are sorta just haphazardly sinking on his face.

His shirt is the Periodic table and he's wearing baggy ass sweatpants.

"Hi! I'm Peter and I'm new."

Obviously.

"So, I find that I'm put into very weird situations a lot, so I though where better to tell these stories than YouTube!"

Peter held out his hands like he was showing off, beaming.

"So, for my first story-"

Peter started YouTube when he was twelve under the watchful eye of his Aunt and Uncle, who made appearances from time to time.

Peter wasn't necessary a "story time" youtuber, but he had a lot of stories to tell.

But Peter did all sorts of things

-Study Tips

-How-To videos

-Pranks

He even had a separate channel for games where he played with his best friend Ned Leeds.

Honestly, Peter made his channels as a way to let off frustration and posted once a week to both channels.

When he got 100 subscribers he was pretty ecstatic and did a thank you video.

By the time he was fourteen, he had gotten 10,000 and he, Ben, May and Ned all celebrated with Cake.

They made sure to put half of all the money Peter made into savings, bonds, stocks, basically just making money with their money.

When Ben passed away, Peter made a video talking about taking a short break to grieve, which his followers were very understand of.

After a month, Peter went back to posting, the same pretty and kind smile, even though it was obvious he missed his uncle. People steadily fled in.

Surprisingly, Peter got to 100,000 after he turned 15, right after he got back from fucking Germany.

So he decided to do a Q&A.

"Hey everyone! Peter Here! I got semi-injured and am taking a day off school, so I decided to film and thought, 'Let's do a Q and A!' So here I am!"

Peter grabbed his phone and pulled up questions.

"How old are you? I'm fifteen!"

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"Who's your favorite superhero?" Peter gestured to his posters on the wall, "Tony Stark."

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"How many languages do you speak? Um.." Peter looked upwards, recollecting what he knew, counting on his fingers, "ASL, English, Russian, Slovakian, Italian, Spanish, a bit of mandarin? So seven? I pick up Languages fairly easily. Besides, my aunt and I speak Italian all the time."

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"What's your sexuality? Kinda personal, but I'm a raging bisexual. Boy, girls? Hella cute and handsome and beautiful and ugh, I love them. I do lean a bit more towards girls, but men..."

.

Peter answered the questions pretty easily. He was pretty open about himself. When he got a question about work, he said that he has an internship, which he did, but he couldn't say where.

Tony had given Peter an actual internship after seeing how brilliant he was, saying he can start after he healed properly.

He just didn't know if Tony would let him talk about his job.

Honestly, no one even asked where he worked, assuming it was just a regular business.

Peter was actually curious if Tony even knew he had a YouTube.

His question was answered when he walked into the Tower one day, a year later , coming face to face with Tony and the rest of the fucking Avengers watching Peter's most recent gaming video with Ned.

The pair had decided to play Super Smash Bros. and Ned was a lot better at it than Peter. Tho, best moments from the vid-

-"I'm going to be Dr. Banner!" *picks Dr. Mario.*

- "then I'll be black widow bitch!" *picks zero-suit Samus*

- "Tony Stark should be a character. Nor Iron Man, just Tony Stark, he radiates power."

"Just pick Samus so we can have a civil war."

"Fuck off Captian Falcon"

- "ah yes, Hawkeye, love that for you boo" *picks link*

-"is there a Thor character?"

"Pikachu"

"Really?"

"You're right, he's a little bitch, Pichu."

"You literally have a crush on him."

"He still a lil bitch."

"Oh my god Peter."

"I'm going to be Robin and we can make this brother vs. brother."

"Not everything has to be a civil war?"

"Have you seen the Avengers? they're little bitches."

Anyways, they were watching that, near the end of the video where Peter was playing as R.O.B. And Ned as Ridley. Obviously, Ned was winning.

Peter just stared as the Avengers snickered at Peter loosing his marbles. They didn't know the boy was right there and Peter was honestly tempted to just leave and pretend he never saw any of it. But of course, Peter, like the little shit he is, dropped his bag silently and jumped to the ceiling, temporarily forgetting only Tony knew he was Spider-Man.

He was right above them and waited until he heard his signing off phrase, dropping from the ceiling, startling literally everyone, even Natasha, who somehow hadn't sensed him.

"What the hell?" He asked, everyone staring at him.

"Your channels are funny Kid," Tony snickered.

Peter huffed and crossed his arms, "you could've at least acknowledged that you knew."

"Where's the fun in that kid?"

Peter sighed and shrugged. He really couldn't stop Tony from watching his shit.

"Uh, where did you drop from?" Clint asked.

Peter then realized his mistake. Tony seemed to realize it to.

Welp, no going back.

"Hi! I'm Peter Parker, Tony's Personal Intern! I'm also your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!"

He met the avengers as Spider-Man, but that was it. They probably knew of him, seeing as they were watching his video, but probably didn't actually know him.

Cap looked at him with a quirked bro, "how old are you kid?"

"I'm sixteen. I actually just turned sixteen."

"Sixteen? Tony how cou-"

"Don't get mad at Mr. Stark!" Peter quickly interrupted quickly, "if it weren't for him I'd probably be dead! I mean, his suit at least stops me from seriously injuring myself, and seeing as when I didn't have the suit I got crushed by an entire building-"

"What?"

"-it's better that Tony monitor me."

"Kid, you got crushed by a building?"

"Well more like it was thrown at me, but it's fine, my healing factor took care of it. I've been through worse. Digging a bullet out of your thigh isn't fun but it's part of being a hero I guess?"

"Kid."

"I'm fine Mr. Stark! We already know I'm stronger than Captain anyways."

"What?"

"I can lift ten tons! My strength is proportional to a spiders! So I'm pretty strong!"

The Avengers just looked at him in shock and Bucky decided to speak up, "Kid?"

"Yes Mr. Bucky Barnes, Sir?"

"I'd die for you."

"Please don't."

After Bucky's statement, the Avengers learned to accept Peter as he was, especially after testing out his skills a bit more.

And after getting the okay from Tony, he was allowed to talk about his internship and show it, as long as he didn't show any classified information.

So Peter starts to become a little shit at the tower.

He started staying over on the weekends, May allowed him to, and he started with short vids of Tony looking extremely disappointed or proud with Peter, putting it in a compilation on his channel called "Irondad."

Then, he made his first actual video, with Bucky.

"Hey everyone! It's Peter! Today I have a special guest! The White Wolf, Bucky Barnes!"

And of course, Bucky awkwardly sat in frame, but seemed calmed by Peter's smile.

"None of the others wanted to film with me and they're hardly in the tower when I'm working anyways, but Bucky is almost always here."

"Because free food."

"And your best friend."

"Yeah."

Peter grinned boldly, eyes crinkling showing how happy he was.

"Today I thought we'd play Kiss, Marry, Kill with actors and avengers."

"Why?"

"Because I want my ships to come true."

Bucky snorted at that. "You're ridiculous."

"But you love me."

"I'd die for you kid."

"Please don't."

Peter went first, reaching into a bowl in front of him.

"I got... Thor, Natasha and Bruce."

Peter frowned, "I love all of them."

Bucky snickered, "easy, kiss Natasha, Marry Bruce and kill Thor."

"What!?! No! You have to Marry Bruce, Kiss Thor and... Natasha is like a mom, so I can't do either, so kill? She'd kill me first."

"She'd kill and die for you."

"None of you should die for me."

Bucky shook his head, laughing silently, picking three more slips, "Jensen Ackles, Myself and Mark Hamill. Easy, Marry Jensen, kiss Mark and Kill myself, simple."

"What? No!" Peter hugged Bucky, pouting and Buck just sat there like he'd been blessed. "Besides, if you weren't like a brother to me, I'd marry you. I'd kiss Jensen and even though Mark is my literal childhood, I'd have to off him."

"I'm honored."

This went on for quite some time.

Highlights?

-"Spider-Man can fight me, behind the Denny's parking lot, Three a.m."

-"He's my dad at this point, eeeww."

"I'm sure there are plenty of thirst tweets for you-"

"Oh god, no!"

-"pre serum Steve and post serum steve are both twinks."

"Really?"

"He got into fights all the time, like a fucking idiot."

"Yes?"

"He also did mad levels of drugs like smoking because it was considered a cure for his asthma."

"Oh my god."

"I'd fuck him."

"Bucky, why?"

"You ship it."

"I do, I do. He's pretty damn straight though."

"Sadly."

After the winter soldier video, Peter's views and subs skyrocketed as the content of Peter's channel got more varied.

It showed him training with Avengers (because he was a security risk now and needed to protect himself), eating with them, cuddling with them and even gaming with them.

Each Avenger had a vid that Peter did with them.

Steve, got Tumblr.

"So, tumblr is hella scary."

"Why???"

"There's so much porn."

Steve's wyes widened, "why are you on it then?"

"The other part is sweet, sweet memes."

"Kid, what the actual f u c k?"

Clint was archery training and hiding in the vents. That was fun.

Natasha was training in general and Russian phrases and questions where Peter accidentally asked her to marry him. Natasha found this precious, jokingly saying yes, to a point it became a joke between them, even though Natasha was basically Peter's mom.

Bruce's video was a more personal one for Peter.

"Well, this is a sort of Q and A, but not only are we relying on your wonderful comments, but things I wanted to ask since I read his papers back in grade school."

"What?"

Peter flushed, "you and Mr. Stark may be the reason I'm so interested in science and engineering."

Bruce looked taken aback, "you are a fan of me? Not the hulk?"

"Does the hulk have seven phds? I don't think he does."

Bruce was tearing up a bit, genuinely touched, "I... kid..."

"Did I say something wrong?"

"I would die for you."

"Please, don't, the world needs you."

"Kid," Bruce pulled Peter into a tight hug. It was awkward, uncoordinated, but Bruce was trying. Peter looked shocked, but hugged back tightly. "You're going to do great things Pete."

Peter smiled softly, not used to the affection. Ben and May were affectionate, but he missed a good chunk of it growing up, especially in the past two years with Ben gone.

There's a cut in the video and they obviously were home for a bit, judging by the change in lighting. Peter's eyes are slightly puffy and he's got a tea in his hands and Bruce has a coffee.

"First question from Suck My Phds asks how it is being the hulk."

Bruce sighs, "difficult. I was scared when it first happened. As the hulk I basically black out and seeing myself on the news is... it's not fun."

Peter looked at him sadly, "you don't have to answer if you don't want to."

He shook his head, "honestly, I haven't talked about it much, I should."

"You deserve privacy though."

Bruce just smiled at Peter.

A short cut and both are in their pajamas, eating Pizza.

"Mr. Stark made us help him with something."

"Tony is a drama king."

"He is."

Both men laughed.

"Anyways, this is a question from my childhood self. Do you ever feel like people don't appreciate your achievements as much as they do the Hulk."

"Oh, all the time. The hulk is brought up before me a lot. I'll be introduced as the hulk and nothing else or my actual name second. It's honestly frustrating. The amount of research I've put into Cancer research is almost always ignored."

"Oh, or your studies on gamma radiation, biochemistry in general."

"I'm just happy that you at least don't seem to care about the hulk."

"I mean, sure, the hulk is cool, but I can't nerd out with him. That and you seem much cooler."

"You're going to make me cry again, Peter."

"Please don't cry, because if you cry, I'm going to cry."

Cut

"Tony Stark is king asks who your favorite avenger is."

"If Peter was an Avenger, it would be him. Since he isn't, I'll say Thor."

"Mood."

"Right, don't you have a crush on him?"

"Doesn't everyone?"

Bruce chuckled, "he is attractive, I'll give you that."

"Asgardians in general are attractive."

There was no proper way to respond to that.

"Anyways! Another childhood question from me. Did anyone or anything hold you back growing up?"

"Yes," Bruce said with a sigh. "My dad, my peers, a lot of people in general. It didn't help that a lot of people decided that my sexuality made me less of a person, even when I had a girlfriend. I couldn't please them. So it was difficult."

"I know what you mean. I'm thankful for my aunt and uncle. When I came out as Bi, they were super supportive of me. Though, that doesn't stop the constant harassment."

"Do... do we need to kill someone."

"Please don't, I can handle some bullies."

"You shouldn't have to, you don't have to fight everything alone. You've got a bunch of people to support you."

Cut.

"And Peggy asks if you feel like you're in Mr. Stark's shadow."

"No, he's a good friend of mine. We constantly will spend days in the lab together working on projects. He's great."

"He is great."

"He's your mentor, of course you think that."

"You're pretty great too."

"Kid, I'm actually going to cry."

Cuts happened periodically after a particularly difficult question, but they got through a lot.

"Peter, can I ask you a question?"

"Sure!"

Bruce smirked fondly, "You always put yourself down, why do you do that? You're smarter than Tony and Me combined. You're a great kid and do so much that no one gives you credit for, so why?"

Peter's shoulders sunk, "I guess, i just didn't want anyone to think I was a burden. I mean, I knew Ben and May were already tight on money with me and then when Ben... when he... when... when he di-died, I knew things were going to be harder. So I did my best to make things easier I guess. I worked hard to get scholarships, never asked for anything and just... tried to not cause trouble. I know it's not healthy, but I don't want people to hate me."

"Oh Pete-"

Cut.

This time Peter's by himself, but he's wrapped up in blankets and is nodding off. The clock behind him shows that it's two in the morning.

"This has been an interesting weekend visit. thank you all for your questions. Sorry for all the cuts, but some things aren't meant for everyone to see. Me sobbing, anyone sobbing, I'm cutting out. I love you guys, thank you for tuning in."

Thor's video was a nice funny buffer after the video with Bruce.

Thor and Peter had decided to just talk about memes. Peter taught Thor a bunch of them and in return, Thor taught Peter the Language of the gods.

Guess what happened?

Peter asked thro to marry him.

Thor laughed and said he'd be honored as a joke.

Thor was let in on "accidentally asked to marry Peter club" and that was funny.

Loki and Peter did makeup looks and did each other's nails. Loki was in her female form so Peter helped put her hair into a French braid. It was touching to see a supposedly scary god(dess) giggles at Peter's stupid jokes.

"I had a fan tweet me a picture of me that she took sneakily and it's just me, sitting outside a coffee shot with a oil stained shirt, baggy pajama pants and these giant eye bags under my eyes, nawing on this fucking donut. I look so dead inside and the caption was, 'I'd let Peter raw me into a coma.' And that was both the most flattering and disgusting thing I read."

"They should see you after a shower."

"You've seen that?"

"I'm not interested, but a lady can appreciate the goods."

"Loki, no."

"Loki, yes."

They talked about some of the more attractive celebrities and how cute they were or how fun it would be to hang out with them.

It was just a sappy video.

When she got on Peter's gaming channel, things were much more intense, and they did it all with their newly done looks. Peter in natural makeup with light blue nails and Loki in her bold makeup and black, gold and green nails.

Peter knew her aesthetic well.

The pair decided to play blood and bacon, this cheap $0.99 game that was super crappy. Did they have fun?

Yes.

Did they make a lot of dumb jokes?

Yes.

It was great when they unlocked all the achievements by ducking around and no clipping all sorts of shit by dying.

It was great.

Wanda's video was next.

She taught Peter more complex Slovakian phrases and Peter once again accidentally asked someone to marry them. Though, after that they learned more and talked about how to make a good recipe.

They ended up making some soup that Wanda are as a child while bickering back in forth in Slovakian. Peter gladly captioned the video in the languages he knew.

Bless him.

He got a video with T'Challa and Shuri somehow.

Shuri's video was them recreating memes.

T'Challa's was a more serious video about helping out countries in need. Peter was there to be a sort of medium. They spoke in Wakanda at times, and when T'Challa asks how he learned, Peter admits Shuri taught him and she let him accidentally ask her to marry him, making it a total of four people he's asked, who all said yes.

Rhodey's video was the pair going out and giving to the homeless. It wasn't the intention, in fact, they didn't even take the video themselves, a fan did, but she sent it to Peter who uploaded it with a Disclaimer to not do that sort of thing for views.

He also credited the original person who took the video, thanked her for blurring our faces, then explained different ways to help volunteer or help the situation.

Peter and Rhodey had gotten jobs and brought backpacks filled with goodies like toiletries, blankets, socks, clean clothes, necessities. They'd give money if, sadly, a lot of people didn't abuse it and spend it in unfavorable places.

But that was Rhodey's video.

Sam's video was them reading hate comments on Twitter.

"I'm not saying the usernames because they dinner fucking matter here. We're just doing this to be little shits."

"Sounds accurate. So did you just have them printed out?"

Peter shook his head, "I sent you some tweets via text."

"Cool."

The pair both pulled their phones out, going to their list of questions.

"I'll go first. Someone said, I bet the only reason he knows the Avengers is because he's their boy toy."

"Do they watch any of your videos."

"It was a comment on my Thor video. Besides, everyone knows that Mr. Stark just wanted to steal me for his own company since I'm just that smart."

"Could you have ever worked at Oscorp or Hammer Tech?"

"Fuck no. Oscorp is actually shit. I got seriously ill because of that fucking company. If it wasn't for my friend being Norman's kid, I'd never even look that direction."

"Oh, you know Harry Osborn?"

"We're childhood friends. Hammer tech sucks dick."

Sam chuckled and looked at his phone, "someone else said that I can't be a hero because I'm black."

"Ah yes, racists truly don't understand."

"Literally everyone on the team is an immigrant or child of one."

"I think only two or three aren't?"

"Yeah. But I guess because they're white they get away with it."

"Sucks man, you and Rhodey are badasses."

Sam chuckled, "thanks Kid."

Peter smiled and read another, "He's just getting the special treatment because he's an orphan."

Sam quirked a brow at him.

"right? They don't understand what adoption is."

"Oh, so that actually went through?"

"Oh yeah. May was happy that everyone wanted to adopt me."

"We all love you kid."

"You can't get rid of me now."

"Are you allowed to say this on camera?"

"Oh, I'm posting this after the press conference tomorrow."

He nodded, "fair."

"But people don't understand I've got so many parents now. Not an orphan anymore bitch."

"Kid," Sam snickered, "you're too much." He checked the next question, "I bet even black widow can beat him."

"Black widow is undefeated, of course she can kick my ass. I'm better than Clint at Combat and tony without a suit sucks at that shit."

"Oh god, yeah."

"Can't beat this shit or Spider-Man to save my life."

"Spider-Man has the whole flexibility thing and none of you like hurting me."

Sam nodded thoughtfully.

They kept reading comments back and forth, bantering and talking about how stupid the comments were.

Highlights.

- "I'm sorry my sexuality made you lose your job."

- Ah Yes, Adam and Eve, the original sinners. Why the fuck are we listening to them again."

"I think they're talking about Jesus."

"He does for our sins after seeing all sins throughout time, pretty sure we can sin as long as we repent or pray."

"You're not Christian though."

"Yeah, I'm Jewish."

"What?"

- If only they knew what me and Bucky talked about.

-"what do you talk about?"

"it's mostly me trying to get him to ask [redacted] out."

And so on.

Vision's video was a prank one, seeing how much shit they could do around the tower.

They made a theme song for each avenger and made it so when they walked into a room, it would play.

Vision was harder, better, faster, stronger

Spider-Man was Spider-Man

Peter's was Uncontainable (Set It Off)

Natasha was Black Widow (Iggy Azela) (idk names)

Pepper was Work, Bitch (Britney Spheres)

Bruce was Nerds (bo burnam)

Rhodey was War Child (Hollywood undead)

Sam was warriors (imagine dragons)

Wanda was London Bridge (Fergie)

Thor was Thunder (imagine Dragons)

Loki was Look What You Made Me Do (Taylor Swift)

Clint was Hero (Skillet)

And Tony was Ugly Faces (Watsky)

Vision only understood a few of the assignments, but not all. Only Peter understood it all.

Pepper's Video with Peter was a how to video. But a how to interview.

Pepper and Peter showed the do's and don'ts of interviewing and even showed proper outfits and what to not wear.

It was a cute video. Pepper was coddling Peter a lot and Peter was happy.

It was great.

Then, there was finally a video with Tony. Tony was all over PeterMs channel, but there was no actual video with him.

The video opens with a compilation of Peter and Tony having the father/son dynamic.

It was all the times they worked in the lab, all the times they spent cuddled on the couch, all the times they were out and about, all of it.

That five minute long intro led into Peter and Tony sitting on the roof of the tower, legs dangling over the side. A drone was used to hold the camera, both wearing microphones so they could be heard.

"I finally got my camera drones up and running! Mr. Stark helped of course!"

"Bambino, we've rallied about the Mr. Stark thing."

"Sorry dad, it's still hard to get used to, you know."

"I know Pete, I know."

"Today is a big video. Seeing as I'm finally eighteen."

"How have I not been in a video like this in the past two years?"

"You never asked. The others asked. Except Bruce, o asked him."

"Why not me?"

"Because I thought it was obvious i wanted you on."

"Oh..."

Peter smiled awkwardly, looking st his feet momentarily.

"Anyways, I just turned eighteen and I thought for this announcement, I needed my dad."

"I'm here for all the big announcements."

Peter laughed. "You ready?"

"Is it equipped?" Tony asked.

Peter nodded, gesturing to his watch.

"Great."

"Camera, get ready to follow us."

The pair stood in, facing away from the camera and tony pressed his arc reactor and Peter pressed his watch, both falling backwards off the building. The camera followed the pair as they fell, but the in front of the camera, suits started to cover their body. Tony's suit was obviously the iron man suit, but the suit that spread over Peter...

It was the Spider-Man suit. When the suits formed on their body, Peter shot out a web and Tony used his thrusters, the camera following them closely as they basically flew around the city, enjoying the feeling. The video sped forward and sped through the next thirty minutes before they got back to the tower. They sat on the roof and retracted their suits.

"I'm Spider-Man. That's one of my announcements. My other one is a bit more terrifying and life changing.

"Stop being nervous bambino."

Peter flushed, "I'm just, happy? I'm glad you're here for this."

"What type of sad would I be?"

Peter laughed and pulled something out of his pocket, sliding it on a finger.

"The big news is... I'm engaged. Mj, who you've seen on the channel all the time, has been my girlfriend since sophomore year. Last week, while we're out on a dinner date, she proposed to me. Of course, I said yes and well, we're getting married after college."

"And because we want her safe, bet your ass she's trained in combat. She's also staying in the tower with us."

"So you'll be seeing a lot more of her."

Tony smiled at Peter, "you two are good for each other."

"Thanks dad."

"I was surprised when she asked me for your hand, but it's just like her to make the first move."

"Anyways, to finish this off, I have some comments that I never answered that I'm finally answering."

Tony pulled out his phone, reading off questions, "How'd you get your powers?"

Peter hummed, "Since there is no way to recreate it, since I destroyed the whole thing and existing data of it, I got it on a field trip. The field trip was to Oscorp and I got bitten by a radioactive spider. I got really sick and when I recovered, I had twenty/twenty vision, abs, heightened senses and could stick to walls and lift things I normally couldn't."

"Another reason Oscorp is a horrible company."

"Yup. Another person got bit, two people actually. You know the other Spider-Man and Silk?"

"Really?"

"Silk was the same spider, but her powers didn't awaken for a bit and the other Spider-Man was bitten by a different spider."

"All Oscorp?"

"All Oscorp. Know for making heroes and villains alike. Ugh."

"Next question, what school do you go to?"

"Oh, I went to midtown, but I got accepted to MIT. It's a bit far, but I have ways of coming back here every night to watch the city."

"I'm so proud. Next question-"

They went on like that for a bit, making the video over thirty minutes long.

Of course Tony's video would be the most dramatic.

Peter was dramatic.

But it was like father like son.

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A/N: I thought I'd take a crack at this.