I'm sorry. But. Almost 3.5K. Just. I'm. Using. Full. Stops. Because. They. Give. Away. My. Point. (Because it's a point *snickers*) Of. THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH *muffled voice* language.

Thor

"Lady (y/n)!" Thor shouted happily and held up your phone in triumph. He had Skype up and was currently talking to Tony Stark who looked more amused then anything.

"Nice." You commented and picked up your laptop. You shut the door and called Tony on another account and you ended up seeing a surprised looking Thor staring at you

"Where are you Y/N?" He asked and you heard him walking around the house, "why must you abandon me."

You and Tony both let out a laugh at Thor's expression but when it went to a puppy dog face you cried out and ran to find him in the house.

Clint

No matter how hard you screamed into the microphone or how much you distracted Clint. He never missed.

"Clint, I'm pregnant. The child is yours." You said dramatically and he turned to the camera and raised an eyebrow. He drew the arrow and let go and of course, it struck the bullseye.

"Oh come on!" You cried and shook your head, "you have to teach me."

He gave a mischievous grin and winked at the camera causing your face to burn and legs to become weak.

"I'm not sure we'll end up training."

"Clint!"

Bucky

"Bring me back snails." You told him and he made a face of disgust, rolling his left arm around and wincing slightly.

"They're gross." He protested and pulled on a weapons strap over his chest, "And I don't think they'll let The Winter Soldier smuggle in snails."

He had a point. A point that made you pout but still it was a very good point.

"Get me... Hm." You frowned again, wondering what to ask your boyfriend to get from Paris as he was doing an assassination of some hydra guy tonight, "surprise me."

He just grinned and nodded his head, he loved that you always skyped him before missions because it always gives him reassurance to see you before taking someone's life.

"I'll be back in a few hours." He told you and smiled grimly, "I love you."

"I love you too buck, stay safe."

Steve

You clicked your tongue against the roof of your mouth again, causing Steve to narrow his eyes at your from the other side of the screen.

"Do you have to?" He questioned and you nodded slowly, mock sincerity in your eyes.

"Yep." You answered and popped the 'p' but instead, he just laughed and put down whatever he was doing in that weird shield base

"I miss you so much." Steve gave a sad smile and you stopped being annoying just for a second to smile broadly even though you didn't feel that confident.

"I'm fine." You protested and ignored the feeling of your back being cold and your body in need of some lovin'

"Bucky can't wait to meet you," he told you and gave a lopsided grin, "he told me he's surprised anyone would want to date a punk like me."

You gave a small laugh and began to get a clearer picture of Steve's best friend, day after day. He seemed like a great guy.

"Well, you're my punk."

Tony

Your Skype calls with tony stark lasted all day because neither of you cared about the internet bill. Two words, billionaire husband. Plus both of you had to have the other around 24/7

You continued eating gummy bears and watched Tony work on another one of his iron man suits. It left him with something to do other than party. You were in Moscow for a meeting with all the big names including Justin Hammer for a convention in the city (AN/ let's just pretend kiddies). But being (y/n) Stark defiantly had its perks, including Tony.

Moscow was a pretty city and was currently lit up like a Christmas tree. You heard a knock on your door and apparently so did tony because his head shot up and his eyes narrowed.

"Who's that?" He asked and put down the blow torch he was using.

"The thing is with doors, I can't see through them." You hissed sarcastically and he held back a smile.

"Sassy as always."

Loki

Getting Loki onto Skype was difficult seeing that Asgard didn't exactly have an internet connection. But the AllFather worked something out and you were skyping with Loki all the way from a different galaxy.

"Pick a star love." He whispered and you looked up at the sky and saw thousands if not millions of brightly lit stars, all a different colour on the spectrum.

"Make a wish." You wished for Loki to be home with you and hugging you tightly like there was no tomorrow.

When you opened your eyes Loki was looking at you like he was wishing you and you smiled.

"What did you wish for?" He asked politely and you stuck out your tongue.

"If I tell you it won't come true."

Pietro

You had no idea what time it was. Yeah, you could have checked the time on your laptop but that required moving your eyes from the said laptop. Maybe just a glance-

The Skype bubble appeared and Pietro's name which was 'I didn't see that coming' popped up. You grinned and accepted his call and within seconds you were glancing at your one and only fiancé.

"Hey, beautiful." A small blush appeared on your cheeks from his accent that caused your ovaries go insane, "What time is it?"

"I don't know." You answered and snuggled deeper into the cacoon you had wrapped yourself in, "it's cold without you."

He smiled sadly and looked over the top of whatever he was using to glare slightly at someone.

"Who's that?" You asked and yawned, the camera was flipped and you saw Clint Barton attempting to mimic you.

"You're dead," he froze and looked at Pietro in shock. How could you be so cruel to your fiancé? "I mean you, Barton."

Pietro let out a flawless laugh with caused your breath to hitch in your throat, maybe that was a good thing seeing you were so-

"Are you falling asleep?" Pietro whispered and you managed a small nod of your head. "I'll let you-

"No," you mumbled and closed your eyes. You missed him that it almost hurt to close your eyes and not look at his beautiful eyes and face, "Please keep on talking."

So he did. Whilst he was on a jet to Germany he talked to the girl he loved, while she fell asleep. A smile plastered on your face whilst dreamt of your fiancé.

Bruce

You were watching your daily dose of American Horror Story when the little Skype jingle interrupted your scene and your boyfriend's name which was 'Brucie boo' popped up on the darkly lit screen.

You pressed accept and watched as Tony waggled his eyebrows at you from the other side of the screen.

"Hey, where's Bruce?" You asked and continued feeding your face with popcorn. Gotta love that buttery goodness.

"He's working," Tony answered and flipped the camera around to show you bruce with his legs kicked up on a desk, eating a subway sandwich.

"Hey, Y/N." He called through a mouth of food and you giggled at him.

"Where's my subway?" You pouted and Tony said something to Jarvis and your perspective changed. "Am I in your surveillance camera?"

"I'll bring some home and no you're on the wall," Bruce answered and took a sip of his drink.

"Well, at least I'm not burning on the ceiling." You muttered dryly and Tony let out a horrified gasp. He placed his hand over his most likely non-existent heart and collapsed into a chair.

"That was uncalled for!" He cried and you grinned mischievously from your current position on the...wall.

"Spoiler for season ten by the way-"

"No, I don't want to hear it!" Bruce was the one to speak and he pointed a threatening finger at you, "do not kill my supernatural!"

"Don't worry, Rowena does that anyway." You absentmindedly checked your perfectly fine nails and Bruce stood dumbfounded.

"I'm hanging up on you." He began to walk towards the wall where your end call button was displayed, you needed a last hoorah! Something to just end all their hopes and dreams.

"Dean and Sam don't-"

Call ended