Last lesson: Science

Bruce: Get in! Science!
Mr Spike: hello. I am Mr Spike. I have some rules that I want to lay down first.
1. No speaking when someone else is speaking
2. Always wear goggles and gloves
3. ANY FOOLERY IS......... ALLOWED!
Bruce: wha....
Pietro: this is my kind of lesson.
Mr. Spike: In thus lesson, you will be asked to disintegrate shawarma.
Thor: huh? Shawarma?
Mr. Spike: yes, we are disintegrating Shawarma. Never mind class.
Thor:[with mouth full] what? I like shawarma!
Bruce: YOU RUINED SCIENCE!
Heart monitor:BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Wanda: calm down. Natasha?
Natasha: on it. Calm down Bruce [strokes Bruce's arm]
Bruce: thanks.
Mr. Spike: well since I don't have a backup plan, free play!
Steve: great. Sir, could we possible have some paper? Plain?
Mr spike: sure. [hands Steve the paper] here you go
Steve: Thanks!
Wanda: First superhero names.
Bruce: I decided to call myself the Hulk. Because Hulk sounds like Bulk and has a nice ring to it.
Natasha: my favourite colour is black and I like Widow Spiders, so Black Widow.
Clint: my obsession with Hawks live on! Hawkeye.
Pietro: I like the colour silver and I am quick. Quicksilver!
Wanda: the mist is scarlet, like a witch. Scarlet Witch!
Steve: that leaves me. I am the captain, so captain.... Captain America?
Bruce: seems ok to me.
Natasha: sleepover still on?
Steve: we are going to build as a team.
Tony: what team against who?
Bruce: stay out of it, Stark. Go back to the girls.
Tony: " the avengers"? that sound so cheesy!
Wanda: Tony, you killed our parents.
Tony: what do you want, an autograph?
Mr spike: Class dismissed!

That is SUPER SHORT! What is wrong with me? Still there is the office meeting to go and Steve's sleepover. See you soon!

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