Thor, bursting into the room: Guys I think I like Bruce, what do I do?

Loki, painting his nails while sipping wine: Honestly brother, just seduce him with you oversized muscles, that seems like something he'd be into

Valkyrie, braiding Loki's hair and chugging straight from the bottle: Suplex him. Lovingly.

Bruce, painting Loki's toenails: You could just tell me

A/N: I need this now