{Y/n, Natasha, Clint and Wanda are online}

You: HEY GUYS I NEED YOUR HELP BECUZ YOU ALL LOVE ME
Wanda: what is it??
You: THERES A BEE IN MY ROOM!!!
Clint: pffft you're on your own.
{Clint is offline}
{Y/n has changed clints nickname to 'YOU CLIT'}

( cant go bold. lol) {Pete and Wade have entered the chat}

Wade: (Y/n) my sweet! what is wrong?!

wanda: how about you read the chat??

Pete:... Pietro is fast, lets sacrifice him-

Wade: Wanda is a fucking witch. its in her name-

Wanda: I'm allergic-

You: ..... YOU ARE ALL SO DEAD WHEN IM FREE-

(nat has joined the chat)

you: MUMMY NAT PLEASE HELP!

nat:.... ummm.......... how may I ask??

you: I left my window open whilst I was listening to music-

nat: ah.. I'm on my way up.

Wade: .... May I come up and help otherwise I get a foot up my ass-

{everyone apart from pete and wade have left}

pete:... Mr. Pool, can we go get churros??

Wade: nah, we are moving, peetie, or we both die-