Tony: Johnny Depp

"What's Jack Sparrow got, that I don't have?"

Steve: Harrison Ford

"Him? He's like, 70 years old!"
"You're not exactly a Spring Chicken either, Wonder Boy."

Bucky: Jared Leto

"Hmph. At least long hair looks good on me."

Bruce: David Tennant

"That guy probably doesn't even have a real science degree!"

Thor: Liam Hemsworth

"I am so much more worthy than a puny mortal."

Loki: Jude Law

"Hmph. I am so much better than a wimpy actor with a girl name."

Peter: Zac Efron

"You're joking, right? I'm way cooler than him! I'm Spider-Man for crying out loud!"

Clint: Jensen Ackles

"Psshh. I'm way cooler than that jerk."

Natasha: Emma Stone

"Really? I mean, c'mon. I'm ten times cooler and hotter than that chick."

Wanda: Anne Hathaway

"Puh-leaze. I can do magic, that makes me ten times cooler than her!"

Pietro: Channing Tatum

"But Princessa, I'm ten times better than him! And you know it!"

T'Challa: Lin Manuel Miranda

"He's not even a king! Sure, he's very talented and all, but does he have an entire country to rule?"
"Depends on how you look at it."

Scott: James Franco ((aka second gorgeous man next to Scott Lang/Paul Rudd))

"Psh. At least I'm not going to be short about it. Get it? Short?"

Sam: Will Smith

"Not fair! The man totally stole my style!"

Stephen: Leonardo DiCaprio

"I am ten times smarter, and ten times as handsome. There's really no competition, Love."