because i miss vine

Tony

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Tony: I love working here, we all have a lot of laughs.
Tony: fuck off Steve I'm not going to your stupid fucking mission

Steve

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Natasha: *filming Bucky and Steve* Two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause they're not gay

Bucky

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Bucky: road work ahead? Ah, yeah, I sure hope it does

Bruce

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Tony: *making the beat*
Bruce: the polar bears are dying, the ice caps are melting, humans are depleting all natural resources

Thor

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Thor: *talking to Avengers* Hey Everybody so today my brother stabbed me and now I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down. *shows a pic of Loki* the benefits of killing him would be that I'd get stabbed way less.

Loki

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Avengers: *dancing*
Thor: *jumps on desk*
Loki: *pushes him off*

Peter

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Ned: *over the phone* Help, somebody at our prom has just been killed!
Peter: Calm down, we don't want a panic at the disco! *looks in the camera as Panic! At The Disco plays*

Clint

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Loki: You wouldn't like me before my coffee
Clint: So weird because I fuckin hate you, every, all day, all the time

Natasha

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Natasha: hey I'm lesbian
Tony: I thought you were American

Wanda

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Pietro:  Wanda if you like girls I'm not gonna judge you
Wanda: sToPpp, I like boys! *makes obscene hand gestures*

Pietro

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Steve: Pietro could you read out the mission file for us.
Pietro: No I cannot *looks into the camera like he's on the office* Hey whaddup I'm Pietro I'm 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read

T'Challa

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Bucky: *singing* Let me hope out that Porsche for ya, I wanna hit that-
T'Challa: Shut the fuck up

Scott

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Scott: *pours cereal and lemons fall out* wElL wHeN lIfE gIveS yA lEmoNs

Sam

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Sam: I like running through white people neighborhoods with my shirt off *running and laughing* hahaha I'm gonna steal all your stuff!

Stephen

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Peter: Stephen, is that a weed?
Stephen: No, this is a crayo-
Peter: I'm calling the police! *dials 911 on the microwave*
*x-files theme plays*