The Groupchat No One Wanted to be in Ft. The Avengers

Steve
How much longer is this thing?

Bruce
Probably a lot longer? I was
eventually gonna sneak down
to the lab

Tony
ugh you guys are so boring have
some fun

Peter
What's agent 48's name ?

(Y/N)
Isn't it like Derek or something

Clint
Derek is 47, 48 is his little
brother Hugo

Peter
Oh well one of them just tripped
and fell walking to the bar

Sam
I saw that lmaoooo

T'Challa
This is how you spend your
Saturday nights?

(Y/N)
Um I want to be in pajamas
right now

Shuri
Did either of you film that?

Bucky
I did

Shuri
Send that to me, Hugo was
getting brave last time I visited

(Y/N)
Tony said if I stayed at this party
that he'd do whatever I wanted
for a month

Clint
?? He told me if I came he'd
buy me a drink

Sam
It's a lot harder to bribe (N/N),
believe me I've tried

(Y/N)
B)

T'Challa
Do we get that story or ?

(Y/N)
I was sworn to secrecy so not
from me

Sam
Uh let's just said I was a little
stoned and (Y/N) had a recording

(Y/N)
A little?
(Y/N)
*and have a recording ;)

Sam
wait really?

(Y/N)
Yeah, you told me not to show
anyone but you never said I had
to delete it

Shuri
And what would I have to do
to get this recording

Peter
You'll send that to me, right Shuri?

Shuri
Ofc

Clint
Name your price

(Y/N)
um you guys are gonna have
to make some offers

Sam
Or don't

Bucky
Or do

(Y/N)
I'm about to go up to my room
I don't have anything to make
Tony do

Tony
:( don't go

Rhodes
Check your messages >:)

(Y/N)
Okay?
(Y/N)
Alright I'm staying

Tony
What did you say

Rhodes
Don't worry about it ;)

Tony
Little late

Rhodes
sorry bud, it's classified

(Y/N)
we aren't at the same clearance level

Clint
Burn !

Tony
You guys aren't gonna be all smug
when I hack your phones

Rhodes
Good luck with that

Peter
sorry Mr. Stark

Tony
why

(Y/N)
we were prepared for this
(Y/N)
shuri and ned are both little
geniuses by themselves but
together? nobody's hacking
anything from me or rhodey

Rhodes
Thanks again spidey

(Y/N)
and Shuri

Shuri
;)

Tony
You two are lucky you're my
bestfriends

(Y/N)
I'm not so sure about that
(Y/N)
lol jk you're great

Tony
wow, the disrespect under my own
roof

T'Challa
Don't you three have a separate
group chat for this?

Sam
No stay this is entertaining

Clint
you know you love us T'Challa

T'Challa
I guess Steve is okay..

Tony
Stop texting and have fun at my party

Clint
ughhhhh

Tony
If you all go mingle and stuff I'll
buy you literally whatever you
want to eat for movie night

(Y/N)
like, anything anything?

Tony
Yup.

Rhodes
Okay everybody go party and
mingle and think of something good