- they're very often

- because tony always has something to celebrate

- *cough* or trying to flirt with girls *cough cough*

- sorry, I needed to clear my throat

- but it's low key to just to spend time with you guys

- and maybe see you drunk

- the whole team will admit that seeing you and/or sam drunk is funny

- thor loves these parties

- he spends the night offering people his asgardian mead

- steve is the only one who drinks it now

- bucky tried it once

- he got blackout drunk

- and then proceeded to flirt with anything and anyone that moved

- sam got a lot of joy out of rejecting him

- steve couldn't decided what was funnier

- his attempts to flirt with you or the attempts to flirt with natasha

- needless to say bucky didn't drink anything else thor offered him

- it was rare to find all the avengers together at these parties

- so when he did tony took advantage of it

- with lots of party games

- he especially loved truth or dare

- like the time he got steve to pick dare

- but steve made everyone promise not to talk about what happened

- clint loves challenging people to play darts with him

- because he always wins

- he loves winning at darts

- "what's the point, you'll win"

- "yeah it'll be really satisfying for me"

- "that's what she said"

- "it could've been what he said"

- "well what she said is the default"

- bruce is very good bartender

- and nobody know how??

- like when and where did he learn this?

- but whenever someone asks he just shrugs