(If there are any weird phrases or expressions it's cause I'm from New York so if something doesn't make sense it's probably just something we say here in NY)

Sam created a chatroom
Sam added (Y/N), Bucky, Natasha, Clint, Wanda, Bruce, Tony, and Pietro

Sam: Steve likes going on road trips too much

Bucky: Tell me about it

Clint: Yeah why does he keep making us do this?

(Y/N): stop complaining guys, he just wants to spend time with us

Bruce: another one?

(Y/N): Yeah

Tony: He didn't bring all of you though

Natasha: He's probably still upset about last time

Wanda: Speaking of things that happened last time, I hear sounds coming from the trunk again.

(Y/N): Probably Wade. Just let him be, I'll make sure Steve goes over some speed bumps later

Clint: GUYSSSSS

Tony: What? Is something wrong?

Clint: YESSSSS

Sam: I'm sitting right here, nothing's wrong with you

Bruce: what's wrong

Clint: IM HUNGRYYYYY

Pietro: you forgot the apostrophe

Clint: yOu fORgOt tHe aPoSTropHE

(Y/N): Clint stop being annoying and ask Steve to stop for food

Clint: that so much WORKKKK

Natasha: it's literally 5 words, 6 if you say please

Bucky disconnected from the chat
Bucky joined the chat

Tony: you good?

Bucky: Yeah, I dropped my phone when we went over the speed bump

Wanda: (Y/N), I didn't think you were serious

(Y/N): well you thought wrong

Bruce: I thought you guys were on the highway, where are you that you're going over speed bumps

Sam: We don't even know, we just let Steve take us where he wants

Natasha: We're stopping for food, Steve said that

Bucky: you gotta pay attention

(Y/N): come on Sam

Clint: get it together man

Sam: why y'all ganging up on me like that

Tony: ...

(Y/N): I'm bored

Clint: I dont care

Pietro: you forgot the apostrophe again

Clint: yOu fORgoT tHE aPosTROphE aGaIN

Wanda: you did forget the apostrophe though

Sam: get it together man

Clint: shut up birdbrain

(Y/N): But you're Hawkeye? Okay Clint...

Tony: Natasha, get your friend

Bucky: it's really quiet, can we listen to music or something?

(Y/N): I don't know Buck, it's not like you're sitting in the front seat next to the radio...

Bucky: ...

Clint: (For you 3 back home, (Y/N) was being sarcastic because Bucky, is in fact, sitting in the front next to the radio)

Tony: I figured

Bruce: Yeah we got that

Pietro: We're smart, we can pick up on sarcasm, and we dont forget apostrophes

(Y/N): He says as he forgets an apostrophe

Wanda: C'mon man

Tony: Wanda, get your brother

Wanda: He's not my brother when he does stuff like that

Pietro: my heart

Natasha: oh wow

(Y/N): oof

Bucky: jeez

Sam: Damn Wanda, but why'd the three of you form your own little peanut gallery?

Clint: I feel left out

Bruce: So just make your own with Sam

Clint: eww, no

Natasha: hahaha

(Y/N): pressed

Bucky: that had to hurt

Tony: smh

Bruce: Wait, Steve is letting you guys use your phones?

(Y/N): Yeah, why don't you tell them what did, Clint?

Sam: Yeah, I'm sure they'd like to hear about it

Bucky: Or read, but yeah Clint

Clint: I don't want to talk about it

Natasha: When Steve tried to take our phones Clint started screaming

Wanda: for 5 minutes straight

(Y/N): he sounded like he was being murdered

Pietro: well that's enough for me today

Pietro left the chat

Tony: Wow Katniss, any dignity left?

Clint: tbh, no

Sam: haha

(Y/N): Hold on, I think Wade's trying to get out of the trunk

Bucky: Is he really still in there?

Sam: I forgot he was there

Wanda disconnected from the chat

Clint: she's telling Steve to pull over

Sam added Wade to the chat

Sam: Sup, Wilson

Wade: What's crackalackin, Wilson

Clint: are you in the trunk again?

Wade: Noooooo

Wade: Why would I be in the trunk when Steve continues to exclude me from your stupid road trips that I don't want to come on anyway?

Clint: But you needed no context as to what trunk I was talking about...

Natasha: How many different types of trunks do you think he gets in?

Wade: more than you think

Wade: A LOT more than you think

Bruce: Yeah I'm tapping out too, I'll see you guys when you come back

Bruce left the chat

(Y/N): and then there was one

Sam: ...person in the trunk

Wade: how ya doing, Tony?

Tony: Nope

Wade: oh, I see how it is

Wade: find me in your office ONE time

Wade: eating your leftover takeout

Wade: and now you want nothing to do with me

Wade: wasn't even as bad as what I did to Clint

Clint: Wait, what?

Bucky: You really ate all his leftovers?

(Y/N): Was it from that one good Italian place, cause I'd be mad too

Natasha: Oh I know that place, don't they make their own pasta

Sam: I think so, it always tastes really good

Bucky: Didn't you make me try that place with you (Y/N)?

(Y/N): Yes, wasn't it really good?

Clint: No, back up, what did you do to me that was worse?

Wade: oh you don't know about that?

Wade: well I'm not gonna tell you now

Wade left the chat
Clint left the chat

Tony: I see why Bruce and Speedy left

Sam: you know you love us

(Y/N): You guys are making me tired,
I need a nap

Bucky: Do you want to switch spots with me?

(Y/N): yes please

(Y/N) left the chat
Bucky left the chat

Sam: Natasha, can you make Steve stop for food again?

Tony: Didn't you guys stop a little while ago?

Sam: I wasn't hungry then

Tony: Capsicle probably won't stop

Natasha: why can't you ask?

Sam: because he likes you more, so I'm trying to make the favoritism work in my favor

Natasha: Bucky and (Y/N) are his favorites

Tony: yeah Sam, keep up

Sam: well they're both sleeping, so you're next in line

Natasha: no, I ate while we were there

Natasha left the chat

Tony: good luck with that

Tony left the chat
Sam left the chat